Tentacle Nipples

1. A horrific physical condition, probably genetic, in which tentacles extend from one's nipples in correlation with one's bitchy emotions. The tentacle nipples emerge extensively during full moons, sometimes stretching for miles and miles, wriggling grotesquely.

2. A nickname for one who suffers from said condition.
I wouldn't go for him if I were you; he has tentacle nipples.
by HarlotHolla February 28, 2011
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nipple parka

A dense ring of hair around the nipples that is so thick that it insulates the nipples and raises overall body temperature. Nipple parkas work up to -40 degrees Celcius.
James has such a nipple parka, his tits look like an eskimo.
by GrenadineGang August 28, 2010
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nipple mouse

The little mouse controller found on IBM Thinkpads and (at one time) certain Dell laptops. Usually located between the G, H, and B keys.
"What's the point of the nipple mouse anyway?"
"I guess they're running out of good ideas."
by Mister Squishy October 24, 2007
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nipple gripple

the action of twisting someones nipples in an effort to cause pain.
the attacker will usually shout "nipple gripple"
by george of the jungle June 18, 2004
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Nipple Water

When we are in the shower with your girlfriend and you are sucking on her nipples and you get a mouth full of water.
I was in the shower and got a mouthful of nipple water.
by scottyontop September 20, 2010
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shoulder nipple

n: the small bumps that form on top of the shoulders of shirts (typically men's, but not exclusively) after they have been hung on clothes hangers.
"I wanted t wear this shirt today, but when I took it out of the closet it had shoulder nipples on it."
by Evan Jewett August 26, 2006
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Nipple gargler

A nipple gargler is someone that gargles many nipples in their mouth.

The nipple gargler accumulates many nipples of different people that he has drugged, cut off their nipples and put in a bowl so he can gargler them all at once.
My cousin lost his nipples last night because a nipple gargler attacked him.
by Peyrow August 08, 2017
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