Russian Dynamite

The guy takes small empty bottle and releases a fat splooge into it. They then proceed to pour an amount of their choosing of diet Coca-Cola. After this, he will pull out the unlit dynamite during sex and as he pops a mento in to “light” the dynamite, he shoves it in the hole of his choosing as it creates a safe cumsplosion (coke kills the sperm) inside the partner.

Friend: Yo, why’d you quit in Fortnite early last night?
Friend 2: The wife was thirsty for some Russian Dynamite again.

by CockWaddler January 16, 2020

pink russian

A cocktail that is meant for hangovers consisting of vodka and Pepto-Bismol.

I'm too hungover to drink tonight.

Just kick back a couple pink russians and you'll be fine.

by Stone Axe December 31, 2013

Russian clotheslining

An activity performed mainly in asia, which invloves the interlocking of arms of people of russian decent while in the nude, on top of a point of high altitude like a hill and or roof for the sole perpous of catching a breeze and listening to the collective clacking of their genitals. This strategy was first used in the russian millitary to catch a breeze if a sial was defective.

Vlad and i are about to go atop that hill to indulge in some russian clotheslining together

by Alleycat4 November 8, 2018

Russian clotheslining

An activity performed mainly in asia, which invloves the interlocking of arms of people of russian decent while in the nude, on top of a point of high altitude like a hill and or roof for the sole perpous of catching a breeze and listening to the collective clacking of their genitals. This strategy was first used in the russian millitary to catch a breeze if a sial was defective.

Vlad and i are about to go atop that hill to indulge in some russian clotheslining together

by Alleycat4 November 8, 2018

Russian Cumlette

A group of friends cum into a bowl (any type of bowl) and then you proceed to mix the semen and then use a turkey baster to inseminate a woman (with consent) and whoever is the father wins.

Me and my bros played Russian Cumlette and now I’m a dad.

by JackieDaytonaHB January 6, 2022

Russian Junction

A situation in which there are seemingly no rules, and the final result is a devastating mess.

Mike: How was the meeting?
Matt: It was a Russian Junction mate.

by Lurkers May 30, 2013

Russian handshake

A type of anal fisting where the fist is lubed up with diesel before entry into the anal passage .

I can't remember what happend last night my ass feels like someone gave me a "Russian handshake" .

by Big__tasty May 2, 2019