Sir Isaac Newton

Sir Isaac Newton is one of the greatest scientists of all times and lived in the 17th century. Isaac Newton explained the workings of the universe through mathematics. He formulated laws of motion. These laws are math formulas that explain how objects move when a force acts on them.

He also invented Gravity and Calculus.

He is also still alive till this day.

Person: You know who Sir Isaac Newton is?

Person 2: Isn't he the dude who invented Gravity and Calculus to spite us all?

by SirlsaacNewton May 7, 2023

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Cam newton

A guy in a perpetual state of being turned against his fans, and his fans turned against him during most of his time in Carolina by the people who wanted to run him off.

Cam Newton was in good with fans for a couple of years in Carolina, then things started going wrong.

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Newton Beaters

Breasts that would cause Sir Issac Newton to reconsider his theory of gravity. The kind of tits that inexplicably seem to defy gravity.

Would you look at the Newton beaters on that, Giles. Quite remarkable.

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Newton’s Cradle

The equivalent of a motorboat for guys. When a woman motorboats a mans balls vigorously. Often s

Dude, Jess gave me a mean Newton’s cradle the other night, my nuts haven’t been the same since.

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Cam newton

The feudal lords (male and female) want 100 billion dollars from sports fans, or they lose cam Newton, and soon enough, their team. People talk shit about Jerry Richardson now, but Jerry Richardson didn't try to control sports fans with threats. Even when the Panthers were having their worst seasons, their stadium didn't seem like a big circus tent, ready to pack up and head for another town.

The feudal lords say the sports fans won't keep Cam Newton or their team without hell to pay.

by Solid Mantis December 31, 2019

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