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Kyol Newton

Why is he such a charmer? He's not. He's Kyol Newton.
by XBenderX July 27, 2011
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poppy newton

a girl that you do not want to meet normally a bitch
by zaccccck adddis October 27, 2011
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Newton

Newton for a name means that they are very smart and talented. Often lack in sports, but would dominate everything else.
Newton is the best name to give someone who is superior in everything other than sports.
by Fueovkznsm November 23, 2021
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Newtons Law

This law states that no ford or drink is allowed in Brant after the February 11,2023 Dr Pepper Nuclear war
Newton put a 4 Loko top on a Dr Pepper 2 Litre and causers an explosion. This is an example of what causes a Newtons Law
by Newton Hater February 13, 2023
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Newton’s Cradle

When a male is standing feet apart, and another male is standing behind tries to slap your butt, but instead his fingers come upon impact to a single testicle, which in turn Newton's cradle demonstrates the third law of motion. When one of the balls is lifted and released, it strikes the remaining stationary balls and sends force through all of them to push the ball on the other end away.
David stood behind Chris in Nanoom, attempting to slap his butt, however David accidentally missed Chris’s cheeks and his finger managed to hit a single testicle, resulting in a “Newton’s Cradle “.
by Nanoom secret December 28, 2023
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A Newton

An Asexual and/or aromantic person. It’s referenced by the fact that Sir Isaac Newton never had a wife, kids, and even a romantic partner.

Has no correlation with the unit of force, Newtons.
Bob: How come Eric never had a girlfriend before? He’s 27 years old!

Samuel: Oh, he’s a Newton, he told me. Basically means he’s asexual.
by Thatboinona December 29, 2023
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Newton's Cradle

When your penis is too short to successfully dock, so you end up clinking your testicles together, like the classic toy, Newton's Cradle.
Bro I thought we were going to dock eachother but we just ended up doing the Newton's Cradle
by gog1414 January 2, 2024
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