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Sir Isaac Newton

Sir Isaac Newton is one of the greatest scientists of all times and lived in the 17th century. Isaac Newton explained the workings of the universe through mathematics. He formulated laws of motion. These laws are math formulas that explain how objects move when a force acts on them.

He also invented Gravity and Calculus.

He is also still alive till this day.
Person: You know who Sir Isaac Newton is?

Person 2: Isn't he the dude who invented Gravity and Calculus to spite us all?
by SirlsaacNewton May 7, 2023
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Cam newton

If theres a good thing that came out of Cam Newton's departure from Carolina, it is that Carolina wasnt quick to trade Cam for a white quarterback. It's a good thing for where the league is headed that quarterback and leadership opportunities have opened up, that the captain doesnt have to look, think, or act a certain way. There is such a thing as people who didn't and still don't respect Peyton Manning, so whether or not people respect you doesnt determine who you are or what you do in life, even if it has an effect on you. It's good the league hasn't given up on something because it's still new and unfamiliar.
There havent been a lot of guys doing what Cam Newton is doing now, theres also teammates, opponents, fans, coaches, and the media he's had to try and get recognition and respect for what he's doing, and has the potential to do. It's not an easy road even if you make a lot of money, but it does still come with choices. Theres a world filled with criticism, it's going to be there anyway.
by Solid Mantis September 21, 2020
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Newton's Cradle

When your penis is too short to successfully dock, so you end up clinking your testicles together, like the classic toy, Newton's Cradle.
Bro I thought we were going to dock eachother but we just ended up doing the Newton's Cradle
by gog1414 January 2, 2024
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Newton rings

The five fundamental holes of all females suited for penile insertia (the anus, vagina, mouth, ear and not forgetting nostril).

Original source sir Isac Newton world renouned for his newtoning.
We just creamed Julies Newton Rings.

You... me..... newtons?

I just SMASHED her newton rings.

I'd love to be in her newton rings.

I bet her newton rings are smooth as F**k.
by SHAMID! December 7, 2010
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Newtons balls

When your railing a bitch with you best mate and your balls slap toghter like a newton's cradle, also known as an executive ball clicker.
When your railing a bitch with you best mate and your balls slap toghter like a newton's cradle, also known as an executive ball clicker.

Me and my friend brad railed this bitch and our sacs collided like "Newtons balls"

EWW man your fucken Newton baller?

Ever since Britney found out me and my friend were Newton ballers she's been trying to have us over non stop.
by Wallet105 October 20, 2019
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michael newton

Friend - "Do you know anyone named Michael newton?"

Child- "Yeah my cool dad"
by Oli's dictionary July 11, 2022
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newton's 4th law

this is not talked about too much. newton states that anything can be a dildo if you're brave enough
i follow newton's 4th law
by Youngboyonpornhub November 27, 2023
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