A term that is used to describe when someone makes a dirty joke out of something not meant to be dirty
Jill: Yeah Tom is always making dirty jokes out of what I say and it’s fucking annoying
Kelly: Yeah I know he loves being negative all the time.
Kelly: Yeah I know he loves being negative all the time.
by SlickComment13 November 14, 2020
When the extreme grotesque appearance of a female causes your penis to shrink even smaller than its already flaccid position.
by ghamin February 04, 2011
Being turned off extremely that it goes into the negatives.
Example: You worked so hard to get close to doing the thing but then you don’t, so you’re negative-one’d. You also tend to get really angry and sad after this happened because you can’t quite put the words together to express what you feel about what happens as the negative-oner also tries so hard to make it seem like they don’t get your hints.
Example: You worked so hard to get close to doing the thing but then you don’t, so you’re negative-one’d. You also tend to get really angry and sad after this happened because you can’t quite put the words together to express what you feel about what happens as the negative-oner also tries so hard to make it seem like they don’t get your hints.
by yesamredi November 11, 2021
Oh my... have you seen amanda's negative shorts? But Kayla certainly takes the gold for most negative shorts.
by TheSharpieCult May 25, 2010
Pulling something bad off at work, which results in a written reprimand, which ends up on your personal file.
Ah shit man, you shouldn't have done that, "Now your going to end up with some 'Negative Paper' on your file!"
by Merle_Hanson January 27, 2009
Apparently not that rare phenomenon when you weigh yourself up, then you take a shit, weigh yourself again and you notice you are slightly heavier than you were before the act.
The ultimate negative poo, in turn, is when you actually weigh yourself up during the act and you see yourself gaining on weight on the scale.
The ultimate negative poo, in turn, is when you actually weigh yourself up during the act and you see yourself gaining on weight on the scale.
- Cannot be. Right before shitting it was like 170 lbs and now its 175!
- Negative poo at its finest.
- Negative poo at its finest.
by krd April 18, 2014
Guy 1: My fault man, apologies.
Guy 2: Negative worries broheim, all good.
Guy 1: Whoa, cool phrase, you're obviously quite chill.
Guy 2: Negative worries broheim, all good.
Guy 1: Whoa, cool phrase, you're obviously quite chill.
by Mahalo Breh December 26, 2016