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Involuntary nap

what inevitably happens after smoking large amounts of chronic bud, usually an Indica-dominant strain.
Dude, that shit got me so high I took an involuntary nap!
by The Lukester October 19, 2010
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Beadle Nap

A nap when one almost becomes comatose. Can fall asleep under any circumstances for a long period of time, to wake up highly disorientated, forgetting that they've been asleep and requesting "a map of august". The best form of napping, a completely chilled experience. Some have been known whilst in this state to spill a beer all over themselves, and still fail to wake up when vanish is sprayed all over them.
you just had a nap" "no i didn't".. "classic beadle nap
by lovebeadlenapping May 16, 2011
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King of Naps

the boy with the nappiest hair ever, in other words :brandon..
King of Naps was trying to comb his mess of hair while giving his x a hot dog bun.
by asdfasdfsdaf December 28, 2007
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nap trap

Any object or place that leads you to take a "surprise" nap.

Oftentimes, one wakes up completely bewildered or shocked that they fell asleep in a nap trap, even if they have fallen into the nap trap before.
Example 1:

3PM on Sunday
Me: Hmm. I guess I'll just sit here on the sofa and watch TV for half an hour.

4:20PM that same day
Me: *Opens eyes* Crap, did I just fall asleep?
Roomie: *Walks by* Dude, you know that couch is a nap trap.

Example 2:

No wonder I am failing calculus, that warm classroom is a total nap trap.
by kmac15 December 2, 2014
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The Dark Nap

1: A nap taken after blackout drinking; when you wake up it's night time
2: A nap taken after day drinking with friends; when you wake up it's night time
1: After I got roofied I took The Dark Nap
2: Down in Savannah we got drunk by 3pm and then took The Dark Nap
by Quinn Tessential August 25, 2017
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Stroke Nap

When you wank so hard or so much you exhaust yourself and immediately need a nap to recover.

Clean up of busted nut with a gak towel is highly recommended prior to the stroke nap. Otherwise, one wakes with their cock glued to their leg or abdomen and fingers and pubes may be adhered with an opaque crust.
After watching porn and wanking for two hours straight, I needed a stroke nap.

I wanked and nutted so hard I passed out into a stroke nap. Unfortunately, I woke up and my thumb and index finger were glued together with my cock snot.
by Eaton Holgoode October 9, 2018
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lunch nap

Instead of eating food on your lunch break you go home, to your car, or wherever possible and go to sleep.
I'm taking a lunch nap today instead of going to McDonald's.
by Loco007 October 14, 2017
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