King of Naps

the boy with the nappiest hair ever, in other words :brandon..

King of Naps was trying to comb his mess of hair while giving his x a hot dog bun.

by asdfasdfsdaf December 28, 2007

Morning Nap

When someone wakes up in the morning, but the body isn't fully rested. So, to compensate, the person takes a nap before actually starting their day.

Him: Hey babe you messaged me at 6am, but when I replied no response?

Her: Sorry babe, took my morning nap, but now I feel much better.
Him: Oh damn you're right, let me get my morning nap in as well! Talk to you soon.

by Jrodjr November 7, 2020

Bears nap

When a Chicago Bears fan has had enough of watching the Bears boring and disappointing play that they fall asleep during the second half of their games.

“Why did Jim fall asleep? The Bears are only down by 14 and there’s 2 quarters left!”
“Oh he does this every game it’s his Bears nap”

by 4highs August 16, 2023

Seb nap

A very short nap to recharge your batteries for the trials ahead.

Seb had a Seb nap before he took on the world.

by CharSet1 October 8, 2009

Liver Nap

A Liver Nap is when someone who drinks frequently, has a night in and consumes no alcohol at all, thus allowing their liver to take a nap.

Most often observed in students.

Hey Joyce, are you coming drinking?
Nah, i'm taking a liver nap tonight.

Where's Barry?
He's taking a liver nap.

by Runekyr December 4, 2010

Biden nap

The 46th president of the United States's signature move. A quick ten second nap that restores all energy and focus.

Donald Trump: "We just lost the fucking round. I swear to God Joe if you're taking one of your fucking Biden naps again."

Joe Biden: "As a matter of fact I was taking a Biden nap. I'm about to carry your ass this next round."

by Onandonandomnom February 21, 2023

Involuntary nap

what inevitably happens after smoking large amounts of chronic bud, usually an Indica-dominant strain.

Dude, that shit got me so high I took an involuntary nap!

by The Lukester October 19, 2010