muzzy

God-like. Creator. Controller.

And like god, muzzy swipes his hand and all is dead.

by muzzy June 7, 2003

Muzza

See mutelabs for further information, and a picture of what an actual muzza looks like.

"Yo that nigga mutelabs defines the word muzza fo' sho bro."

by Nicholas February 6, 2005

muzzin

muzzin, slang for womb, preferably female, human

whoah, that muzzin dilated 15 times during the pregnancy!

by sheezzzz January 2, 2008

muzzle blast

This occurs when someone may accidentally choke and spit out whatever it was they were eating or drinking. It comes out of the mouth in a strong blast and could possibly land on someone else if they were close by. This may also occur when trying to shotgun hits from a bong or joint with someone else and the person who inhales begins choking on the smoke while trying to transfer the weed cloud to the mouth of the other person. This is not very pleasant and will bring embarassment to the unfortuante soul who does this, but a good friend will usually joke with you about it even though it was gross.

"Oh man, I started choking on my drink and muzzle blasted it all over my boyfriend!"

"Eeuww, gross! Was he mad?"

"Not really, we joked about it later since it was pretty funny."

or

(inhaling bong smoke, starts choking while shot gunning it to friend)
"Dude, wtf!!! You just muzzle blasted all over me!!"

"Sorry man, I just lost all control when I hit this thing!"

by Ahawk75 August 26, 2009

muzzle dance

In Halo, jumping while spinning in circles. Done best whilst on top of an opponents dead body, or with the oddball. An alternative way of mocking to a "t-bag"

person 1: HA he got punched in the FAACE. MUZZLE DANCE!...

Vook: What are you doing?
Delgado: t-baggin him?
Vook: Thats so last year brahh.. 2010 is the year of the muzzle dance.
Delgado: Thank youuuu

by Agent Vook November 27, 2010

Dick Muzzle

a person who is not realistic, has a "my way or the highway" attitude when they are clearly in the wrong.

Kathleen and George are being complete Dick Muzzles about the Verizon Bill, I didn't even know we had cable!

by crazybitchesanonymous January 5, 2012

Manchester Muzzle

A tried and tested method of getting somebody from Manchester to shut up for 5 minutes. A muzzle is the name given to a fart filled pint glass placed over the mouth of a Manc and inhaled. Rowey mastered the muzzle in Nottingham taking in a full lung full of Ammo's finest muzzle gas.

Ammo: Rowey.....get your mouth round this manchester muzzle you manc twat!
Manc: Alrate pal gis a toot on that bad boy!

by mart_b November 6, 2006