monk time

when, after sex, a man turns and goes to sleep.

after Marc and Stacey finished having sex Marc needed his monk time,so he turned around and went to sleep

by ely123456 April 07, 2011

MMM Monke

when you dont know what to say but you have to say something

Someone- I have to go to a funeral tomorrow

You- mmm monke

by Toothpicc December 28, 2020

havin a monk

when you're having a monk

jake: what's a monk
kaya: havin a monk gee gee

by peteryupyupyup July 05, 2020

Rusty Monk

The act of ass-fucking a girl, getting shit on your cock, and then alternating between fucking the anus and the vagina.

I was ass-fucking Cheri last night, and I decided to switch over to the pussy for the Rusty Monk. It was totally sweet.

by Knobby3 July 23, 2006

le monke

Not much is known about le monke other than that he loves poop and finds the stinky variety extremely amusing. Stay away from le monke becasue it has the ability to trash your house and get his banana's.

girl: oh no le monke is at our front door!
*music* UH OH STINKY
mother: quick hide behind the door
le monk: this house doesn't smell stinky, i only want stanky bannana's
father: phew!

by gaytar1234 October 24, 2019

Monk Juniors

A Runescape player who trains incredibly fast. He is a very good tank and hybrid.

Omg! i just saw monk juniors no lifin bandits!

by the pro jeff July 30, 2009

le monke

uh oh stinky. poopy. ahahaahahahhaa
from a youtube video of a high monkey

"le monke! hahahahaha! uh oh... stinky... poopy!"

by Cooltom69 October 20, 2019