by Dirtbagbradd March 30, 2023
Get the Mommy Musclemug. by Jerseygirl9998 July 2, 2018
Get the sugar mommiemug. Trauma caused to a son by a selfish and irresponsible cunt of a mother because she's an insecure idiot. Mommy issues cause significant dysfunction and usually causes men to never be able to trust females for the rest of his life. Usually caused by immature single mothers.
Mike is a misogynist because he has mommy issues.
Jeremy became a serial rapist because his single mom hated men and neglected him because she didn't want to feel taken advantage of.
Jeremy became a serial rapist because his single mom hated men and neglected him because she didn't want to feel taken advantage of.
by CockThroater September 11, 2016
Get the Mommy issuesmug. by chelanslim January 29, 2009
Get the Salami Mommymug. Dating older women because a person can't afford to miss it's real mother, so it seeks something similar.
by leroyjenkiinnss April 28, 2018
Get the Mommy Issuesmug. A period of time when a mother gets set free of the mother title and duties. A period time where she can not be forced to change diapers, bathe, feed, put child to sleep, get another drink of water, scare away monsters, or anything else that follows the call of 'Mom...?!?' She is free to leave the home and do whatever is pleasing and stress relieving as the aforementioned 'Mother' perceives.
The mom went out for her monthly mommy night with her friends. Leaving her child/children at home with their father/caregiver
by tarajco4 May 9, 2014
Get the mommy nightmug. by Lunadactyl January 4, 2016
Get the salty mommymug.