A misfire or mistake so sad or pathetic that you question if they went into a vegetative state when doing it.
My idiot friend decided it would be a good idea to bring balloons to his boss's funeral. A critical mistake that would cost him his job.
by Tovarishch Lasagna May 18, 2019

Dear urban dictionary,
For the word ballistery that I sent y’all, I dun made a mistake on the sentence. I was not supposed to add “though.” I wanted it to be the
For the word ballistery that I sent y’all, I dun made a mistake on the sentence. I was not supposed to add “though.” I wanted it to be the
by Axel lvl master September 17, 2023

by Twittenham_rebel May 3, 2009

Me.
by Your old hoodie September 27, 2020

"Oh em gee, Becky!! Did you see that Edgy/Mistake we passed earlier?!"
"Oh, do you mean that Aiden guy? I knooooowwww right, he's, like, soooOooooo lameeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee."
"Heyyy Becky, wanna stop by Starbucks later?"
"Oh em geee yasssss Rachel!!"
"Oh, do you mean that Aiden guy? I knooooowwww right, he's, like, soooOooooo lameeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee."
"Heyyy Becky, wanna stop by Starbucks later?"
"Oh em geee yasssss Rachel!!"
by Squizzoo August 13, 2019
