fuckin' minger

Usually used to describe a woman who is very ugly. Can also be used for a man, but less common.

A: Ah shagged that burd the other night.
B: Ye whit!!!? She's a fuckin' minger.
A: Aye, but ah wiz too pished tae gee a fuck.

by Jamie September 27, 2004

minter

Someone who uses Linux Mint operating system

First person:What operating system do you use?
Second person: Linux Mint
First person: Nice you're a minter!

by willxtreme December 28, 2009

mincer

a term used to describe someone who is trying to do as little work as possible at any given time relative to the amount and type of work he or she should be doing. a mincer can plan a 'mince' in advance as well as 'mincing' spontaneously. a mince or mincer is usually the first to tell a fellow colleague off for mincing themselves. mincing is the art of avoiding any form of work.

"alright Bruce",
"alright Ben",
"where's Adam?"
"he's on a bit of a mince"
"that lazy cunt"
"what do you expect, he's a fat mincer"

by Benjamin 'benski' Tomkinson September 19, 2003

Mingers

Manly fingers; large fingers

Good lord of the dance, look at the size of Todd's mingers!

by mackdaddymitch September 13, 2009

minjury

min•ju•ry
noun ( pl. -ries)
an instance of a women's snapper being compromised during an act of sex : |

ORIGIN late English : from Anglo-Norman French minjurie, from Latin minjuria.

PHRASES
you've gimme a minjury! | informal : suffer physical harm or damage to ones puh-seh.

by Up There January 26, 2008

Manjerked

The intense emotional feelings men get when females don’t return to their area of the bar . Applies to multiple social situations involving a man’s procurement and delivery of alcohol to the female. This feeling is usually proceeded after hearing the words “I’ll be right back”

That girl really manjerked you last night. Don't buy her any more drinks.

by Master McBean December 9, 2008

Mineral Water.

Mineral water is the best person ever he is super hot and is slick he will eat u before u could realise.he is the best person ever and is not gay(13.5 inch)

Mineral water.is amazing.
Mineral water:no u ((((((;

by Everyone that ever existed June 6, 2018