melonseeds 

Amazing tiktok artist who has an insanely unique art style, does commissions but gets held back by tiktoks algorithm.

“Melonseeds has their commissions open! Wish tiktok appreciated great artists more”

melonseeds by CeceBun January 13, 2022

Melon Swing 

If a guy wears a Banana Hammock as a swim suit then a Melon Swing is what the girls wear for the top part of their bikini suit.

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Melon Swing by The Banana Hammock Pool Man October 5, 2010

Melon Pumper

Person who cuts a hole in a melon and then has sex with it.

"See you, you're a melon pumper!"

Melon Pumper by melonpumper October 7, 2012

melonnaise 

The act where someone caresses the back of your neck.

I was dancing and I got melonnaised and it felt so good!

A little melonnaise can go along way!

All I need is some melonnaise and my night will be perfect.

melonnaise by 361 September 24, 2013

melon dick

when your mans dick comes home smelling like another girls perfume

"man did you know joe got caught cheating?"
"what how??"
"he came home with some mad melon dick"

melon dick by thegirlsinenglishclass July 26, 2016

Melansexual

The opposite of albsexual. An attraction to black or dark skinned people. This attraction varies from person to person and whether or not it is a preference or a necessity. If it is a preference then it means that if one were to take interest in another person whom is not light skinned, then it is also because that person is willing to love another with a kind heart, even if he/she may have the opposite physical trait to this preference. *PLEASE NOTE: This does NOT in any way mean that one is racist. Just because a straight person or a gay person finds a specific gender attractive, does that make them sexist? No, it just depends on one's characteristic and personality.*

I'm melansexual but it's a preference, not a necessity because if a light skinned person with a kind heart asked me out, I would gratefully accept this request.

Melansexual by SimplyDeliciousWhiteChocolate January 17, 2017

melonjob 

The act of carving a melon into the shape of a 4' long erect penis and inserting it anally into your co-workers and or friends during a sleepover at your grandmothers house.

Get over here daddy and give me a melonjob

melonjob by MelonOfSherb January 23, 2017