I need a medic bag

A commonly used Payday 2 joke. It comes from the most epik man in Payday.

Example: Someone gets hurt and says "AHHH I NEED A MEDIC BAG" or "AHHH IM DYING SOMEBODY DROP A MEDIC BAG"

by Ranuncolo October 4, 2022

Immediate Medical Attention

If I do not receive it... I will die. Whatever happens after is on the rest of you. Because I will be dead. Even if I were to reverse every position I have ever had, that will not change what other people are going to do in response to the things that happen to me. There is no undoing things for me. Either my brain hurts or it doesn't. I am either in a cage or not in a cage. You are either actively using the symptoms of an illness people to not have against people or you are not doing that. This is not supposed to be visible to the public. Who's bright idea was it to make this visible to the public?

Hym "You know that feeling you get where you feel as though you need immediate medical attention and you continue to feel that way for years, like, literally 2 years straight? Because that is what's happening right now. It's not good. Doesn't feel great. It actually feels the opposite of that. But you know what would make it all better? Do you have a guess? CHILD MURDER!? WHY WOULD SUGGEST SUCH A THING!? I was GOING to suggest 'a dry tugger from Jenna Ortega!' You freak! Child Murder? Really?"

by Hym Iam June 17, 2025

Medical Worm

A medical employee who uses a hospital to sleep with everyone's wives.

Did you see that MEDICAL WORM after that nurses husband ran over him rolling coal.

by Jedsall August 7, 2022

Medication

What they try to get you to take in order to slowly kill your brain and pacify you.

Dr Chudjack: Listen to the medcels, take your medication!
Wise Man: No, stop trying to kill me! I'll never take my meds!

by Trampofine October 24, 2025

medical coverage

When someone has the ability to buy "medicinal" marijuana

Yo, Jamarcus don't have glaucoma.
I know dawg, he got that medical coverage though!

by Urbanrr September 3, 2016

Medical Billing

Medical billing is a payment practice within the United States health system. The process .... A practice that has interactions with the patient must now under HIPAA send most billing claims for services via electronic means.

How hire a medical billing expert

by jimmybacha October 9, 2019

Thinking Medication

Alternate term for marijuana used when you have already been consuming and find yourself unable to recall recent conversations or unable to make a decision. The best solution seems to be to "consume more" in order to help with your thinking. The term definitely brings a smile and laughter as it is somewhat rhetorical in that it will not actually help with memory recall.

Wait. I don't remember. I think I need some thinking medication.

by Frankers Yo November 4, 2023