Matrix Head

A person who has never had a spiritual awakening and does not believe in any conspiracy theories.

He is such a matrix head that he believes the moon landing was real.

by Amy Lane 2 April 1, 2025

matrixization

matrixization means society inclines towards increased governmental control and feminism, which by extension enslaves the average male members of society and emasculates him by bluepilling him into being NPC.

the matrixization of society is well and truly underway.

by nigerianwut December 23, 2022

Matrix HolyHand Cult

THIS IS THE BEST CULT EVER. JOIN DRIPCRAFT MINECRAFT SERVER TO BE IN HOLY HAND CULT.

Onichans Cult is so good. It can be soo holy. This must be the Matrix HolyHand Cult

by MatrixHand🤩 March 29, 2021

Matrix Mondays

Definition: Matrix Mondays

An information technology error or incident or series of incidents that occur on any Monday and ultimately disrupts productivity for a valuable period time.

Examples in a sentence:
James: “I can’t seem to integrate calendly to my email calendar and we need to prioritize this immediately.” Matt can you setup your calendly IMAP server now.”

Response: “No way it’s Monday… I’m not starting my week by getting sucked into the vortex of Matrix Mondays!”

“I’ll call them and figure it out myself”

ring ring… please hold while we find an agent for you… 1 hour later… I’m sorry goodbye *click*

History : A term coined by Matt Clarke, COO @ Nuera Capital in 2024.

Last week Matrix Mondays almost got me fired. I had my email server crash and my zoom account suspended without warning because the payment didn’t go through. I couldn’t see my meetings so they were all cancelled and I just wanted to scream:

by UptobeHappy November 26, 2024

Matrix

A Codm team that consists of Nintendo the winer Shadow the pro squeaker Nero the “best ar player”🤣 flutter the dookie sniper and fake godzly.Then you got FireSav who gets paid for doing nothing then satori the Indian mf last of all jz the sexy mother fucker who everyone loves

Matrixop

by Matrix :) February 29, 2020

whiskey matrix

The precise amount of drunk where all you want to do is clean around your place. While the amount required varies from person to person, it usually falls in the realm of 2-5 drinks.

I got home from the bar last night and ended up in the Whiskey Matrix. Now, all my laundry is done and I can't find my cat.

by Elk Snot July 19, 2018

Matrix Food

Food that is processed or has a lot of pesticides/Lab ingredients in it. Used by the government to keep peoples bodies stuck and lousy

I want to eat some Doritos and cheezits right now

Bro that’s Matrix food go eat a apple

by Pseudboi February 16, 2024