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M.A.R.I (Mysterious Alcohol Related Injury)
I woke up with a MARI this morning, it hurts like hell!
by disgustingkendall December 20, 2020
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I see you ended up with a MARI last night
by JAX N November 15, 2020
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Mary

Mary is THE SEXIEST BESTFREN U COULD EVA HAVE! Mary is a fcking badass funny crackhead. Everyone AND I MEAN EVERYONE needs a mary in there life. She is such a baddie

(shoutout to my bestie mary 🥴)
Person 1: Wow mary ;)
Person 2: What do you expected she’s MARY 🥴
by fatsh1t November 17, 2020
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1.the one and ONLY true VIRGIN Mary is Jesus' mother the virgin mary according to the bible and scriptures
2.Mary or more than one > can have several meanings
1.mary should have kept holy and innocent but soaked herself or himself with non virgin acts
2.mary claims she had no lambs but has the biggest ass of all
3.mary so not contrary
4.mary enjoys a lot of activites like shopping and bar hopping with rich men
5.mary is lost in loveeeeee with Mike
by SGT.PLOW February 1, 2008
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Mary isn't as innocent as she claims to be in fact she's a whore and always will be. I was once married to her, I even regret ever meeting her she's a low life scum that can go choke on a thousand cock's.
"what's Mary doing dad, to busy with the whole town of Easton"
by Donaldm1976 January 10, 2019
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A woman who you thought you loved but dates your best friend/brother
Oh shit bro, here comes a Mary
by Jeff Brennan June 25, 2018
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Mari

ooh ooh ahh ahh mari moment
by mauriho August 29, 2020
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