Mango Mexicano

A sex move whereby a man takes a shot of tequila, hits a mango flavored vape, and blows the cloud into a woman's vagina, which the woman will promptly queef out into the man's mouth so that he may take a second hit.

I'm gonna head to the store to pick up some juul pods and a bottle of tequila; I'm gonna give my girl a mango mexicano tonight!

by Detective Georgie January 31, 2022

Mango Stiffy

Refers to the boner of an Asian male: mango because it is yellow, stiffy meaning erect penis. Select promiscuous females may even tell you that the renowned mango stiffy truly tastes like mango. It is paramount to fully embrace the oncome of the mango stiffy.

Bob: Why do so many girls like that Asian kid?

Juan: Idk man, but I've overheard the girls over there talking about "mango stiffy?" Don't know what that's supposed to mean...

Pung Tang (Asian Kid): HOES LOVE THE MANGO STIFFY 8==D

by spicychicken95 October 24, 2017

mango smoothie

when someone mixes pee and cum together.

"dude, last night was so intense! i gave her a huge mango smoothie."

by baileythemangosmoothiemaker November 17, 2020

Hold on a mango

A phrase used when someone needs to complete a multitude of tasks before doing something else. Such as going to the bathroom, settling family quarrels, grabbing food, changing clothes, put on cosmetics, make a sandwich, finish homework, grab a beer, do chores, etc. One mango of time can depend on the person; fairly quick or a long, long time.

Friend: "Hey bro, you wanna go the basketball court and shoot some hoops?"

You: "For sure man, just hold on a mango. I gotta finish up some stuff real quick."

by Mangomasochist December 19, 2011

Eat a Mango

Smoke a blunt, do edibles

I ate a real juicy mango last night
Me and Kyle are gonna eat a mango later

by BigSmokeSmallToke January 25, 2020

Black mango

When you have braces and you go down on someone who hasn't shaved and some hair gets stuck in the braces or between the teeth.

Bill came home last night with a black mango.

Its obvious Jenny hasn't been shaving.

by Roberich September 14, 2014

Man-mango

A very large fruit; much larger than the typical size of that fruit. It is based on Mandingo, a well-endowed porn star.

Bro 1: Bro, that orange is huge!

Bro 2: I know! I found a real man-mango!

by Amphysvena March 18, 2009