1. A mysterious being froma higher plane of existence that for reasons known only to him self utilizes his incredible powers only over the interent and in online games.
2. A sadistic form of torture involving the appliance of an exotic fuit to each an every orrifice at speeds exceding 50 mphs.
2. A sadistic form of torture involving the appliance of an exotic fuit to each an every orrifice at speeds exceding 50 mphs.
1. What the hell is the deal with The Immortal Mango?
2. police suspect the victim was killed by ritual application of The Immortal Mango.
2. police suspect the victim was killed by ritual application of The Immortal Mango.
by Draz'Andant July 14, 2003
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by BigSmokeSmallToke January 25, 2020
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Get the mango smoothie mug.Refers to the boner of an Asian male: mango because it is yellow, stiffy meaning erect penis. Select promiscuous females may even tell you that the renowned mango stiffy truly tastes like mango. It is paramount to fully embrace the oncome of the mango stiffy.
Bob: Why do so many girls like that Asian kid?
Juan: Idk man, but I've overheard the girls over there talking about "mango stiffy?" Don't know what that's supposed to mean...
Pung Tang (Asian Kid): HOES LOVE THE MANGO STIFFY 8==D
Juan: Idk man, but I've overheard the girls over there talking about "mango stiffy?" Don't know what that's supposed to mean...
Pung Tang (Asian Kid): HOES LOVE THE MANGO STIFFY 8==D
by spicychicken95 October 24, 2017
Get the Mango Stiffy mug.A phrase used when someone needs to complete a multitude of tasks before doing something else. Such as going to the bathroom, settling family quarrels, grabbing food, changing clothes, put on cosmetics, make a sandwich, finish homework, grab a beer, do chores, etc. One mango of time can depend on the person; fairly quick or a long, long time.
Friend: "Hey bro, you wanna go the basketball court and shoot some hoops?"
You: "For sure man, just hold on a mango. I gotta finish up some stuff real quick."
You: "For sure man, just hold on a mango. I gotta finish up some stuff real quick."
by Mangomasochist December 19, 2011
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by Roberich September 14, 2014
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by Amphysvena March 18, 2009
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