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Paige freaking macon

most often used to descrie someone who is:
an amazing friend
a very smart person
the prettiest girl you will ever meet
often times quite bitchy
even more often is sarcastic

someone who gives amazing advice, never fails to make you laugh, knows exactly what is going on in your life, and how to make it better, listens to all your crazy stories, helps with all the boy problems


and she is the best friend that you could ever ask for!
WHO'S GREA'S BEST FRIEND IN THE ENTIRE WORLD!?


PAIGE FREAKING MACON!
by greaaaaaaaaaaaa February 25, 2009
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trickster mallone

you are such a horrible trickster mallone!
by hiyaaaa May 13, 2006
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Magcon

Macgon is a group teenage guys who became famous and VERY wealthy by posting videos on vine. They can be best described as “untalented, immature, obnoxious and disruptive”. They post retarded videos online of them making complete fools of each other and through doing this, they have become internet celebritys. Desperate and innocent teenage girls who have hit puberty absolutely love these boys and will pay money to see them. Their fans don’t care about their talent or skill, rather more emphasis is placed on their looks and their ability to make fans laugh.

The group members included Cameron Dallas, Nash Grier, Carter Reynolds, Jack johnson, Jack Gilinsky, Taylor Caniff, Shawn Mendes, Aaron Carpenter, and Matt Espinosa.

Simply viewing Taylor Caniff’s Twitter account will show you the power, wealth, and status that these boys have.

They have the cars, jet skis, and everything you can imagine.
Stupid girl 1: OMG, imm going to see those Magcon boys this week
stupid girl 2: OMG REALLY, OH MY GOD, i LOVE THEM SOOO MUCH, they lack talent but they look sooooo dreemy

Stupid girl 1: YES OMG, Totally worth our time and money
by Prepboy May 3, 2015
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Malcolm X

Literally the Muslim version of Martin Luther King Jr.
Just like him, he protested for civil rights
Just like him, he was assassinated
Just like him, he was of African-American descent
Person 1: Who was Malcolm X?

Person 2: He was like Martin Luther King Jr., but as a Muslim, he had a similar goal and will be remembered as one of America's greatest people who fought for civil rights but were killed in the process
by AverageLawAbidingCitizen March 24, 2019
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Dan Marconi

A. noun; the most miserable person on earth. Dan has no friends and hates everyone, he has tried to commit suicide multiple times by, jumping off his bunk bed and landing on his head and using thumb tacks to cut his throat.

You know when you are coming across dan marconi when you hear "fuck you" or "sweet dick"

you can often find dan marconi sleeping, playing video games, or playing drinking games at the cliffs.

Dan Marconi also goes by the name D-nice or Slant, due to the interesting structure of his genitalia region.
Hi, I'm Dan Marconi, all I do is play video games, I hate my life, fuck you.
by BOB DUBBIN October 21, 2008
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Macon Drunk

1. To be incapacitated by the overconsumption of alcohol to the point of that he or she is completely devoid of comprehending social norms such as (but not limited to) making obscene gestures or reverberating heinous jokes about another’s gender and appearance.
2. As the result of excessive alcohol and/or illegal substances, a person who lacks somatic control of all motor and/or urinary functions.
After drinking faster than a middle school cheerleader at her first “should I do this” senior party, Brandon must have been Macon Drunk since he belched the references to his gender superiority while wearing urine stained pants.
by MaconluvsDillard January 12, 2011
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Caitlin Maloney

One of the Best Photographer's to come out of Hofstra.
Bob: Is that a original Alberto Korda?

Jesse: No, It belongs to Elliott Erwitt.

Thomas: No you idiot's you are both wrong, It's by Caitlin Maloney!
by Untitledanonymousss October 5, 2009
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