MMM Monke

when you dont know what to say but you have to say something

Someone- I have to go to a funeral tomorrow

You- mmm monke

by Toothpicc December 27, 2020

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sniper monke

a being of pure energy that could destroy galaxies with a single snap, responsible for the creation of life, the universe and anything your small mortal mind could imagine

sniper monke

by sniper monke is daddy October 18, 2021

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monk time

when, after sex, a man turns and goes to sleep.

after Marc and Stacey finished having sex Marc needed his monk time,so he turned around and went to sleep

by ely123456 April 25, 2011

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Rusty Monk

The act of ass-fucking a girl, getting shit on your cock, and then alternating between fucking the anus and the vagina.

I was ass-fucking Cheri last night, and I decided to switch over to the pussy for the Rusty Monk. It was totally sweet.

by Knobby3 July 22, 2006

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Not much is known about le monke other than that he loves poop and finds the stinky variety extremely amusing. Stay away from le monke becasue it has the ability to trash your house and get his banana's.

girl: oh no le monke is at our front door!
*music* UH OH STINKY
mother: quick hide behind the door
le monk: this house doesn't smell stinky, i only want stanky bannana's
father: phew!

by gaytar1234 October 23, 2019

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