Minecraft

A game. Once you play the game your dick gets 13X it's size

Stefanie: Omg did you know John plays Minecraft he probably has a big dick.

by Narwhalbutcool April 24, 2021

Minecraft

A place were 2 little kids can leak and exchange they're nudes.
Sometimes uses the PornHub network, if there are some problems in the *clean* exchange.

HEYYYY, SEND NUDES (Common phrase in Minecraft, believe me)

by MemePussy July 10, 2018

minecraft

some good shit (weed)

hey kyle pass the minecraft

by yeetieskeetie August 30, 2019

Minecraft

If you have not played this game you will go to hell

me:*playing minecraft*
Grandma: whats that you playing dear
me: slaps grandma, as i pull out a dimand sord to banish her to the underworld

by your dad's mom is your sister November 23, 2019

Minecraft

The game that drowned fortnite in a pool of lava somehow. It is also the all holy game thats actually good and doesn’t scam you for money.

Person 1: hey wanna play fortnite?
person2: EW FUCK OFF WITH THAT DEAD CRAP IM PLAYING MINECRAFT

by Yee Yee bruh October 16, 2019

Minecraft

THE BEST DOG ON' GAME YOU'LL EVER SEE OR PLAY. IT WILL BE 1:00 BUT WHEN YOU BUILD ONE HOUSE IT WILL NOW BE 8:00.

GET OUT OF MY ROOM I'M PLAYING MINECRAFT!!!

by Koolkid72 January 15, 2018

Minecraft

The best game ever. You disrespect you die.

No example needed for Minecraft

by U mum gea April 29, 2019