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Matthew Long

Otto von rizzmark
The last rizzort
Got a ticket for the polar rizzpress
Artirizzal intelligence
Natural Rizzaster
First Rizzponder
Member of the nation of Rizzlam
Crizztiano Rizzaldo
Rizzaldinho
The grand rizzard
Ghost of rizzmas past
13 rizzons why
The rizzler
Rizzly bear
The boy who cried rizz
Abraham rizzcoln
Adolf Rizzler
Rizzy Neutron
A degree in quantum rizzics
Barack Rizzbama
Need a rizztraining order
Anakin rizzwalker
Rizzard of oz
Lord of the rizz
Performed a rizzerruction
Rizzosaurus Rex
From the village hidden in the rizz
Offering rizztitution and rizzarations
Glenn Rizzmire
Rizz Khalifa
Martin Luther Rizz
Kamala Harizz
Rizzy Hendrix / Jimi Hendrizz
Rizzilicious
Rizziliguous
Rizziologist
Rizzillionaire
Rizz Ranger The rizz reaper
Leader of the rizzistance
Chrizz Brown
Rizzolph the Rizz-nosed deer
Wolverizz
Head coach of the Memphis Rizzlies
Prisoner of rizzkaban
Rizzaholic
Rizza Parks
Rizz: Hemsworth
Albert Rizzenstein
Playing rizzident evil
Mike rizzowski
Franklin D Rizzevelt
Queen Erizzabeth
Kyle Rizzenhouse
Walt Rizzney
Signed the declaration of rizzdependence
From the state of Rizzouri
Rizz Al Ghul
Corona Virizz
Rizztafarian
Rizzie Smalls
R(izz) Kelly
Rizzil war veteran
Rizz and Morty
Geralt of Rizzia
Alvin and the Rizzmunks
by Tedez December 19, 2022
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izabella long

Izabella longs are a sweet and kind person. They always cares for people who are hurt and need a friend. Usually they smile at everything and are never rude to others. They are usually very smart and sensitive. They are very positive and love no matter what! Btw they are sexy as hell so dont give them up!
Honestly can i have an izabella long in my life?
by Joseph330 September 15, 2016
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Long Belt

When you buy a belt 12 inches too long with the purpose of letting it hang out in front like you dick hanging out. They see it out of the corner of the eye and get a double take. 8=============> -----
I was waiting for the train at the metro and had girls from the left and the right, side-eying my long belt to see if they wanted to hook-up.
by hugedongus December 8, 2019
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long boot

After a long days work being a mad dog, slip off your steel cap boot and scull a long neck of beer out of it.
That mad dog just smashed his long boot what a legend.
by Team MADD DOG September 2, 2018
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long bagger

A male who inserts his testicles (both) into his own anus allowing them to rub and stimulate his prostrate as he walks around thereby giving him an erection. Usually only able to be accomplished by males with unnaturally stretched scrotums.
That Rick is such a long bagger he spends all his time off walking around his yard long bagging while mowing his lawn.
Ron long bags his life away, we need to have an intervention to save him.
I enjoy being a long bagger, though its just a hobby right now I hope to go pro one day.
by frankhepstien September 16, 2012
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long lick

The action in which one performs an ass to mouth and continues the lick to the vagina.
Shut your mouth before I long lick you!
by WhiteBread May 20, 2014
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long-hauler

A pandemic victim for which the negative impacts to their health and related symptoms persist for months or years after being infected with the virus.
A long-hauler with prolonged suffering from Covid-19 seems to go unnoticed by many in part because they are bed ridden and in social isolation.
by mlhiss September 7, 2020
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