cold limp logic

As opposed to warm and fuzzy logic, cold limp logic is defined as a situation where your staunch support of the facts keeps you from getting laid.

Dude 1: I heard you made it with Mary Jane last night.
Dude 2: Nah. I found out she was married. Turns out her husband works with my wife. Couldn't stand the risk of her finding out.
Dude 1: Dude, that's some cold limp logic.

by DrWolf April 28, 2010

Limp Dick Motherfucker

Term attached to any male friend who repeatedly is unable to "man-up" in a variety of life situations.

When a man is unable to drive the golf ball past the womens tee box during a round with his buddies should let him know he's a Limp Dick Motherfucker, which per rules should require a dick out.

Or when he's got a 15 foot putt and leave it short by 10 feet. Again, the boys should let him know he's a Limp Dick Motherfucker.

Or used when a buddy bails at the last minute for fight night cause he's gonna catch a romantic comedy with his girl. "Man... that Jimmy, he's a Limp Dick Motherfucker for bailing on us tonight!"

by TopShelf72 August 11, 2009

limp dick unicorn

When you cut someones dick off and sew it to there head. Therfore resembling a unicorn with a floppy horn.

I'm going to make you a limp dick unicorn!

by 100%Real May 7, 2015

limp dick syndrome

Not having the ability to either erect or utilise ones penis to penetrate the accompanying private parts of the opposite sex.

John: "Dude did Jimmy hit that fine ass broad last night?"
James: "No dude, he's Jimmys got that limp dick syndrome"

by Tony Titan March 18, 2014

limp dick origami

Attempting to insert a flaccid penis into a body cavity while extremely intoxicated.

Chris took a Slore home from The Station last night so he could practice his Limp Dick Origami.

by SludgeHammer May 27, 2016

limp dick sock

When your dick gets hard and you put on a condom, then your dick goes soft for no reason, but the condom is hanging off the head of your junk.

I was putting a rubber on, then when i layed down on her bed I got a limp dick sock!

by Trannyplus1 March 5, 2011

Dirty Pimp Limp

A variation on bagpiping in which a man puts his throbbing stonker in the back of someones knee.

John: I met this bird at a party the other night. I took her home to smash her pasty but she was on the blob so I ended up giving her a dirty pimp limp.

Dave: Top drawer mate.

by Doombadger October 27, 2010