Jewish Lease

When someone purchases something in order to use it for 1-2 days, then returns it, only to purchase a newer model/version in 3-6 months to use and return again; thus essentially using the item and future upgrades for free.

You know that tent I bought last weekend? I returned it today, and I'm buying a newer model next time I go camping and returning it again.

Oy vey what a Jewish lease!

by XxMassiveSavingsxX November 14, 2015

At least I passed

When an individual goes from a 95 average to a 60 because of the wax

“Yo at least I passed”

“A 67! At least I passed!”

by Yam03 October 10, 2018

Simp ass leva

He is technically a major simp but also a wanna be gangbanger he will try to be one gang to impress a girl then switch gangs if he sees someone else he like on another gang ~usually named Jonathan or Julio

Dam that foo is a simp ass leva

by TheSancho22 August 14, 2020

LeVan

1.) Rubs his ass in $240 woth-a puddin' after wispering it sweet nothings, along w/ his best friend Barrey.

"Now I knowwhat your thinking: 'Barry and Levan, where did you get $240??' Shhhhh. Don't worry your pretty little head. Ain't your concern."

"Awwwwww-Yeahhhhh! Two hundred, and Fourty Dollas, worth a puddin, aww-yeah."

by Ben Personick January 4, 2004

leval

When you don’t know how to spell “level” and try to sound it out

Guy: “I’m on leval 25”
Other guy: “Uhh, bro can’t you spell level?”

by RPG7500 October 22, 2019

at least i had a go

to everyone goes out on the piss, gets so drunk you spew all over yourself or wakes up in the gutter with a dog eating shit out of your arse, wakes up next to someone and thinks ''what the fuck was i thinking'', wakes up in a cell, wakes up thinking who the fuck was that bloke i was talking to all night, who go on trip away and break out in a rash from too much goon.

There is an explanation to your actions and its ''AT LEAST I HAD A GO''

wakes up in the gutter with a dog eating shit out of your arse, BUT at least i had a go

by HaveAGo December 9, 2009

lend lease act

Once again your mathematics is proved to be poor.


more industrial goods than the rest of the world= more than half of the total output


more than half of the total output=above 50%

40 is not above 50%

It also fails to justify stealing as much from Britain as is possible. Ignoring the moral aspects, it would have been better for Britain to reached a peace agreement or even surrendered. Of course should Britain have fallen or reached a peace agreement, the soviet union, and then the united states would be next. The US could stand up to Germany, sure. The whole of Europe and the soviet union? I'm sure that the phrase 'No chance in hell' is american in origin.

You are free to consider it waccy baccy, but it is generally called imperialism. You know, that thing that the united states tried at the end of the nineteenth century by trying to conquer some third world Latino countries, but failing and paying Spain $20 mil for their shitty little empire. Usually, a country can maintain an empire for centuries. The united states, although intending to be harsh on the peoples it conquered , couldn't hold them for a decade (with the exception of the small islands). Had this not been such a fuck up on the part of the united states, I’m sure you’d be gloating about it with all the pomp and circumstance that would be typical of the praise of any American success, no matter how minor.

I guess manifest destiny didn't get a chance to work its' magic like the mexican or French owned places that are now a part of the united states.

by Kung-Fu Jesus June 9, 2004