lesbian

A fictitious creature. Fabled to be a female only sexually attracted to it's own kind. Unable to fight the urge for a penis or penis shaped object these creatures are factually impossible to exist. Much like people enjoy pretending to be vampires, werewolves, dragons, angels, and many other mythical beings; many women still enjoy the feeling of "being a lesbian". At least until reality kicks in and they remember they can't fly, breath fire, transform, or live without penis.

Guy: "so what do u enjoy doing in your spare time"

Girl: "don't even try that on me, I'm a lesbian."

Guy: "oh really, so you enjoy roll playing too"

by spanky010 August 20, 2008

Lesbianic

somthing that has to do with a girl liking another girl

The way that girl kissed her friend who is also a girl was very lesbianic

by Minnie254 December 29, 2007

lesbian

the ladies that make porn interesting.

Jim-"dude, did you see that round of lesbian mud wresling?"

Me-"yea it was like porn"

by jeffay1234657890 October 1, 2008

Lesbian

something that, as a man, i wish i was.

dafuqs wrong with me, why do i want to be a lesbian?

by maybe transbian? October 23, 2022

Lesbian

The thing i turn all girls that look at me

*shows girl face*
Wow, i forgot to tell you i’m lesbian.
Pain.

by Utmom December 10, 2020

Lesbian

A no-man who likes non-men

Person 1. Hey your a lesbian right but ur also non-binary
Person 2. Yea a lesbian is a non-man being attracted to a non-man

by Hey_isbaye April 26, 2021

Lesbian

Lesbian is a non-man loving non-man. You don’t have to be exclusively female to be lesbian or only like females. (that being said if you are under the non-binary umbrella you can be lesbian)

Some guy- “Hey, i think your cute, can i have your number?”

Person- “Oh i’m sorry i’m a lesbian, i don’t like men :)”

by 1oddperson August 16, 2021