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Abort Launch Sequence

When you feel a boner coming on so you stop all forms of affectionate/sexual activity any pray that you dont get one.
Girl:*Moves up close to a guy.

Guy: Whoa abort launch sequence
by pancakes-and-mercats June 20, 2011
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shuttle launch

When your male dog's penis (aka red rocket) starts to poke out of its sheath.
Justin's dog was preparing for liftoff, as the shuttle launch was commencing.
by McNiggason May 19, 2015
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Egg launcher

A very derogatory way to tell someone that they are a day white who has had multiple children with multiple men.
by Egg Launcher December 6, 2017
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lemon launcher

One who launches lemons
Look at him go, what a lemon launcher
by Luv420 May 26, 2018
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Gernade Launcher

This is what happens when someone is trying to explain a "grenade launcher" And fails
"I have a gernade launcher" Others: "don't you mean grenade launcher?"
by Elite_winner June 4, 2018
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Rocket launch

The Rocket Launch when you're about to cum and the girl flips onto her back and opens her mouth and while you're finishing sneezes rocketing you're cum onto your ballsack and headbutting your ass cheeks
I thought I'd try something new until I had to sneeze and ended up rocket launching him.
by Novastrikr November 2, 2019
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Discus-Launched Glider

A type of glider that belongs to the f3k category of RC model competition, launched like discus by human force and is propeller-free
That guy launches up to 200 feet with his DLG (discus-launched glider)
by Lololololol9527 December 16, 2019
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