the now and later

knocking a person out during doggystyle coitus and ejaculating on the back of their head.

"the now and later" consists of riding a girl doggystyle, right before you finish, punch her in the back of the head, rendering her unconscious, then ejaculate on that very spot, that way when she comes to later, and feels the back of her head, theres a nice suprise waiting

by captain mcfrick July 26, 2009

allright laters

the term saying good-bye after giving the skanky hoe the biz

you tag a hoe 2 nights in a row, girl bugs you all night the 3rd night, she says im going to bed, you reply allright laters very loudly so everyone at the campfire hears and never talk to her again

by tag master July 23, 2010

Hang me later

When something reminds you to off yourself later, you can express that you are going to.
Could be masturbation.

A foxy woman passes you by without even looking.
"Hang me later." - you.

"Masturbation" -everyone else.

by BigDickLongJohnDingDongFjong January 18, 2021

Hang me later

When something reminds you to off yourself later. If something is a drag hang me later

Off-note it could be for masturbation.

"And that is that for today" - teacher

The really into school kid rises their hand.

"Hang me later for fucks sake!" - the kid who didn't do homework.

by BigDickLongJohnDingDongFjong January 18, 2021

Lateral escalation

Utilizing a coworker of similar rank to deceptively escalate customer service complaints for issues in which you have exhausted all legitimate excuses to satisfy a disgruntled customer.

Tom, this Buyer is furious and emailing me constantly, I need lateral escalation assistance to get him off my ass.

by The judge 1903 July 8, 2016

Skawba later

See y’a later , catch y’a later , bye

Your leaving class, “ skawba later sir”

by LoveClub November 18, 2021

Off me later

When something reminds you that you need to off yourself.

Off-note it could be masturbation.

Steped in dog poo while talking to my girl and she just broke up the second, i took the step. Ended that convo with a "Off me later bitch!" - you.
"Sounds like you wanna do her.." -everyone else.

by BigDickLongJohnDingDongFjong January 18, 2021