lancelot

Lancelot is the best boyfriend ever. He will love you so much and care for you forever, he is the most awesome guy you could have wished for. He is also such an interesting person and a lovely friend, there are literally no flaws about his existence. Any Lancelot in existence is magnificent, so treasure him and love him as you would for a lil baby.

Ughhh her bf is Lancelot, I so wish he was mine, I also want the best boyfriend everrrr…

by cassimima February 14, 2022

Lanzer

The creator of gaiaonline, the One, also known as the best, the coolest, the L337est, the sweetest and the restless. Please send him your moneys, so he can eat something else than ramen

- OMG, fucking fix gaia, you dumbass admins!11!111!11oneoneelventyonepineapple!11
tenthousandothers OMGSTFU, dipshit!

by Aldo September 13, 2004

boob lantern

The use of a flash light or other illumination held against a boob. If the boob shines like a lantern then said boob is considered to be an implant (fake boobie). Real boobs don't make lanterns.

I boob lantern dat chicken head and her tits glowed like the fake shitz dey is.

by booblantern July 15, 2007

langerz

a 1337 programmer who thinks very highly of himself. Fairly intelligent who doesn't have the development skillz to pay the billz yet.

that's so langerz.....

by Joshua Langley January 16, 2007

Lance Armstrong's Testicle

The testicle Mr. Armstrong had removed due to a cancerous growth.
can be used randomly to create awkward situations

"hey dave"
"morning hector"
"did you hear about lance armstrong's testicle?"
....
....
"how was your weekend hector?"
"alright"

by huehuehueHUEHUEHUEHUE May 20, 2013

Lantern Test

Nurse slang; it means to shine a pen light in a patient's mouth and see their eyes light up (i.e., they have no brain.)

She thought Smucker's could be used as contraceptive jelly. I think she'd fail the lantern test.

by Nurse Whitney June 1, 2013

Lancen

Someone who has good intentions, very temperamental but a total sweetheart. Lancen will do anything and everything to make people laugh, he thinks he's hilarious.

Good support person, Lancen is someone who is understanding and supportive and he always tries to make the best of every situation.

Lancen is not always kind to his siblings but at the end of the day loves them more than anything.

Lancen is one of the best people you will ever meet and if you have a Lancen in your life don't let him go.. he's a treasure.

" i was having a bad day today but when I hung out with Lancen I felt better "

by T-Sav April 19, 2018