human lance

When you are boning a chick real deep and it gets so far into her snatch that it pops a cervical cyst and oozes everywhere

Dude this hot chick was going to have to go to the gynaecologist for a cervical cyst but she didn’t have the ready cash for the doctor bill so she came over to chill at the crib to get the human lance

by Dingothegreat April 22, 2023

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trey lance

1.) Having never lived up to the expectations, pressure, or hype.
2.) A flash in the pan.
3.) soon to be official BUST

Ex: JaMarcus Russell was a promising young QB but then he Trey Lanced himself.

by Johnbadpicklynch September 19, 2022

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LANC

let a nigga crack

Yo shorty... LANC

by druzz December 10, 2024

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Lancing

Extreme steepening of nipples/extreme fit of dress. Also used when butt is showing out.

I just saw my mate lancing.

by Mutate June 24, 2015

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Lance

A best friend that's very trustworthy and who matches with your vibe. They're the best person that could be your friend and one who listens and understands your problems assuring you that they are there for you and they will really make your whole day better. Very independent when it comes to tasks but has to have someone to do the task with them, yk ;).
If you're reading this, remember that you're whole worth isn't defined just by words and my definition is very limited, but it doesn't mean that you aren't more beautiful both on the outside and outside, I'm thankful to be your friend hoe <3

"Hey, look it's him!"
"Who's him?"
"LANCEE!!"

by i.love.you.sm December 3, 2020

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