Hong Kong Speed

So fast and beast just like the speed of Hong Kong

"When are you going to be there"
"Already there, hong kong speed man"

by Wonton Panda September 26, 2010

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donkey kong

The insertion of a banana into the rectum during a sexual act.

"There was a fruit basket beside the bed, so I gave that bitche the Donkey Kong."

by Tons of Fun June 15, 2005

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Hong Kong surprise

When you are at an oriental message parlor and waiting for your happy ending the chick pulls out her cock and makes you suck it. She finishes with a donkey punch because at this point you are confused.

Dan walked into the lucky dragon and was expecting a happy ending when all of the sudden the woman pulls out her cock and forces poor dan into the Hong Kong surprise. Dan is confused but somewhat aroused then she donkey punches him to finish him off.

by twigsandberries May 30, 2011

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Reverse Donkey Kong

When you have a girl pinned down, folded in half while on top....you have to turn around with knuckles down on floor or bed and pile drive that pussy!

"Yo that bitches twat was so stretched I had to reverse donkey kong her ass to feel anything."

by Macdammit/ Rich James November 14, 2008

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hong kong finish

A Hong Kong Finish is the name for what those weird pervert dudes in Hong Kong do to women on the subway. They rub on them and then “finish” on their clothing -- all while avoiding eye contact because Asian folks do not like eye contact, unless it’s eye contact made with a crying woman. That’s totally a thing over there! Anyways, that’s how it gets on the inside of jackets and backs of skirts. Everyone is in their biz casual attire on the subway coming home from work.

I know these things because I’m old.

Please stop performing a hong kong finish on me. I am uncomfortable with this.

by hongkongfinisher July 09, 2014

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