Klāvsexual

People who are only attracted to my brother klāvs

Me: hey look! Its alex, i heard he is klāvsexual.
Ruth: yeah he is!

by MarieMakesFunOfAlex May 13, 2021

klaus

an extremely sexy man from the shows the vampire diaries and the originals. 1000 year old hybrid with a big fam. sexy as fuck

"klaus rail me please!" "okay luv"

by haha beans May 14, 2021

Klashiv

its where you have sexual intercourse with a horse

Frank: Hey Walter, Want to Klashiv a horse later?
Walter: Sure lets Klashiv a horse

by anonymous May 28, 2021

Klauseshole

One of the funniest people on tiktok/klaus mikaelson’s wife

My favorite mutual is Klauseshole.

by Random_p3rso May 29, 2021

Klauseshole

The best editor on tiktok/Klaus Mikaelson’s wife

Klauseshole is my favorite mutual.

by Random_p3rso May 29, 2021

klausbaudelairemarryme

Someone who is very obsessed with Klaus Baudelaire and Klaus Baudelaires relationship with Fiona Widdershins and Fiona Widdershins herself. And someone who’s Kliona obsession is kinda concerning!

“Omg did you see klausbaudelairemarryme new vid about Kliona???? I think she might need help!”

by VioletBaudelairesrealgf June 18, 2021

KlausWeiß

Basically a god amongst men. Highest ball knowledge in the history of football. Epitome of knowledge, and peak intellectual personified. The peak science knowledge is impeccable.

Yo that guy got a gold in the Olympiad

Yeah man he's pretty klausweiß

by EpitomeOfBallKnowledge June 20, 2021