Kangaroo Tailed

When you get selected to join an instagram live video with your idol Ebanie Bridges and feel the need to introduce your penis to the world first.

Today I let a fan join my live instagram video and he kangaroo Tailed me the cunt.

by Kangaroo tailed November 17, 2021

Kangaroo

Because of the recent factions Coup Attempts in American Government - There is need to expose a hidden element - The factions party crosses the party lines - When this faction gone the vacuum must be filled - Usually called Checks & Balances but factions will remove & replace with Catch 22's looping - sunlight is needed - Commercial Enterprise will usually be exposed - Commercial Warfare is Raging now in world - All Nations Benefit

That Congressperson is not showing their True Colors - They Change Flags In Office - They will change your flag - Kick The Kangaroo or create a party to control them

by General Thatway December 7, 2021

Kangaroo fight

When three vulva-bearing people stand in a semi-circle with their fingers out and a fourth jumps from person to person to person trying to get each finger in their vagina.

"My vagina is all scratched up from the last kangaroo fight. What a good time!"

by Jonathan the sheep December 28, 2021

Kangaroo fighter

An exuberant, optimistic person who exclusively goes for cold and emotionally unavailable people. Derived from kangaroo fight.

"Lisa's hookups never turn into relationships. She's such a kangaroo fighter."

by Jonathan the sheep December 28, 2021

kangaroonity

1. a group of kangaroos living in the same place or having a particular characteristic in common.
"the scientific kangaroonity"

2. a feeling of fellowship with others, as a result of sharing common attitudes, interests, and goals.
"the sense of kangaroonity that organized religion can provide"

The Vegemite shortage has decimated the local kangaroonity.

by Kangaroo owner January 9, 2022

Kangaroo

Term for the younger man who likes to date older women (aka Cougars). Introduced by Nick Cannon.

I'm a young kangaroo looking for a "seasoned" woman.

by ThickRedHead January 18, 2022

Kangaroo

Informal; Northern Territory
Relationship that operates as it if legally or blood bound without actually being bound in either way.

eg. chosen family, marriage without paperwork

“yeah they’re married” “like legally?” “nah that’s his kangaroo wife”

“that’s my kangaroo cousin, so we’re not related by blood”

by mungaboy December 15, 2022