Kiddie fiddler

A Kiddie fiddler is another name for pedometer, meaning that an adult likes to toucheck kids

Yo, that guy over there is some Kiddie fiddler

by Tom Clancy's Rainbow Six Siege March 6, 2019

kiddy buzzer

Can't hang with the drinking professionals. Passes out like a little kid. Big Da Da drinks kids under the table

Don't be a kiddy buzzer pussy... Drink up or go to bed. Do you need Big Dad to tuck you in?

by Earlcando September 14, 2013

Kiddy diddler

Someone who fondles, sniffs and inappropriately gazes at young children.

Pseudo president Joe Biden is a kiddy diddler.

by S_Dtulip August 29, 2023

Kiddie

Kiddie is a cute, funny boy. He's also caring and affectionate, he's crazy and will do anything to make people smile, and likes to say and do jokes. Speaking with him is never boring, he's also very pretty, even though he doesn't thinks that.

"Yesterday I was speaking with Kiddie, he's so wholesome!"

by wicked_sxn October 9, 2019

Kiddy Pool

When in the missionary position, before one releases in his lady he pulls out to release on her stomach and his little swimmers pool up in her belly button.

“Did you wear a jimmy? No I gave her a kiddy pool.”

by Mynameisjames December 4, 2018

kiddie pool bot

The stupidest FRC 2024 bot that somehow made it to finals by using a kiddie pool that had "shoot here :)" written on it to block shots and defend

yo the kiddie pool bot made it to finals
what thats crazy

by gockblock64 March 11, 2024

Kiddie Twizzler

An Irish derogatory term (used mostly in Cork) to call someone a pedophile or child molester

"Feen's a kiddie twizzler"

by mattm3her June 10, 2018