kiddies

kid titties

"omg i used to have such big kiddies"

by Caroline.M.Baeislife June 5, 2020

kiddie pissing

the act of pulling your pants down to your ankles when urinating. usually on the sides of roads or public places ect.

me and the boys went kiddie pissing in the park today.

by up the NUI. June 28, 2017

The Kiddie Strangler

AKA Dave Miller, the gay serial killer who went coo-coo crazy

"bro that's the kiddie strangler, he killed 5 kids with sausages"
Dave Miller: "I was tryna be creative, and it was effective!"

by anonymous November 28, 2023

Kiddie Pool

When you're jacking off while leaning back on a chair and when you combust your sperm fills your innie belly button.

Mom don't come in I just made a kiddie pool on my stomach.

by Feex it Feeleex October 2, 2017

Kiddie

Kiddie is a cute, funny boy. He's also caring and affectionate, he's crazy and will do anything to make people smile, and likes to say and do jokes. Speaking with him is never boring, he's also very pretty, even though he doesn't thinks that.

"Yesterday I was speaking with Kiddie, he's so wholesome!"

by wicked_sxn October 9, 2019

Kiddie Condom

A condom made of a plastic bag as a condom on their finger to be used for fingering.

Girl: Did you bring a kiddie condom?
Boy: Yeah. Open wide.

by gbabbiii December 22, 2010

Kiddie-pool player

A player of a board or card game that acts immaturely. E.G. Tries to take back moves, Rubs winning in, Berates themselves or others for losing.

Kiddie-pool player: FUCK, I CAN'T BELIEVE I MISSED THAT. WHY AM I SUCH A RETARD?!?

Player 1:Go play in the Kiddie-pool.

Player 2: Yeah, you're being a real kiddie-pool player.

by Shiftymruzik July 15, 2010