junk armor

anything that protects the genital area, particularly for use against unwanted contact.
"Dude, when I had that threesome, that guy's junk was touching mine. Eww, I should have worn my junk armor."
by The Orchid Queen January 19, 2008
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punish that junk

used in the male african-american community as:to engage in sexual intercoarse with a girl; usually girlfriend, sometimes just any girl. Commonly used as peer-pressure amongst friends to "get some"It has become well known in Quantico because of Buddy asking people when they're going to punish that junk. Repeatitive askings to people like like Ricky have been asked with no progress what-so-ever because of they're lack of power to get inside.
When you gonna punish that junk?
by Gillermo June 14, 2006
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Wetsuit Junk

To have one's junk in an uncomfortable position; as in when one wears a wetsuit that is too tight.
Dude, these jeans are giving me wetsuit junk... Its really uncomfortable.
by skatinheckya October 14, 2009
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junk business

A male's sexual netheregions including but not limited to the twig and the berries.
That girl on TRL just grabbed Nelly's junk business.
by The Pants off Dance off November 17, 2008
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judy's junk

I have "Judy's Junk"!
by Shaylee fogle March 25, 2014
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Junk-mane

Excessively long and thick nether hair around the junk, or crotch region, that contains several partially hidden objects and left-over food, resembling the mane of a lion after a particularly enthusiastic meal.
His junk-mane was so impressive that it put even Mufasa to shame.

He was shivering in the cold, so she draped her junk-mane over his shoulders to keep him warm.
by linguisologist September 24, 2014
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Junk Sling

A backless version of the Half Body Thong would be the Junk Sling; A pouch for one’s Junk and an elastic or cording drawstring over the neck.
Only a few guys can feel comfortable wearing a Junk Sling to the beach.
by I'm a guy and I wear Speeods October 07, 2014
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