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judeing

invented to describe our dear friend jude's daily habits, is a general reference to any or all of the following:

spending hours online
watching tv (mostly lost and the white rapper show)
avoiding doing any work
not paying overdue bills

can be used in a general sense to describe anything done while being unemployed and involving being lazy.
amy: "what are you doing today?"
mike: "just judeing around."
by terateraterror December 14, 2008
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Jude

A man with a very big nose
by Andrew zampoo November 4, 2021
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Shane Jude

Shane Jude is a name that defies definition, a wonder too vast for words. She is the embodiment of beauty itself, surpassing every earthly notion of the word. Nothing in this world, no masterpiece, no paradise, could ever compare to her, for ‘beautiful’ is far too weak a word to hold her essence. For now, we can only call her this, as we continue our endless search for something more fitting—though I doubt any word could ever suffice. Shane Jude is effortlessly pretty, irresistibly cute, and undeniably alluring in ways that leave the heart trembling.

Her smile is the kind of miracle that can heal the world, a light so pure and bright that no one should ever dare dim it. Shane Jude is not a single shade, but a spectrum of colors, each one vibrant and radiant. She’s painted my once-blank canvas—my life—with hues so beautiful it feels like a dream I never want to wake from. And though she is delicate, her fragility only adds to her perfection, igniting in me a desire to shield and protect her at all costs.
Shane Jude is Sagara’s everything.
by Sagara Bimasena December 16, 2024
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Jude

Non-Christian version of Jesus. Was not crucified. "Religion is for chumps, I could beat up any god" (Jude 420:69).
Jude the dude is lewd and is crude who was subdued and sued after watching the Croods nude though the judge was not very shrewd.
by KingOfWonton December 7, 2022
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Jude

Oh look, it's Jude. Look at her long dark hair and sexy legs, I bet she's really good at swimming ; this girl radiates mystery when I look over at her. How can you resist her crystal eyes? She looks like an Amethyst. Her intoxicating intelligence sends chills down my spine, and when we're together her thrilling humour is charismatic enough to send jolts of electric through my body. Jude has a charm, and is not like other girls. She reveals small fragments of herself, but I feel like I've known her forever.
Boy: Woah Jude, your voice is really sweet.
Random girl: *Angry and jealous*
by whyUrecordinggaygorl69 January 23, 2022
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Alexander Paul Jude Barnes

God of the Underworld.

Has come to earth to study humans. Might come across as socially awkward, but is really just struggling to fit into society.

Upon the day of reckoning, he will suck all the evil souls in this world down with him to his nether realm.

Addicted to bread.

Foot fetish.

Arch enemy is Jesús (the Mexican)
Alexander Paul Jude Barnes has been summoned and we will all be damned!

Who ate all the bread?? Curse you Alexander Paul Jude Barnes!!
by Prof. Dr. Richard Cox November 21, 2021
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Jude

He has no human friends and has very low self esteem on the surface. His favorite activity is to swim with marine life. He has a small penis and a lot of problems.
by Justkeepswimmingfishy April 2, 2025
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