Jonathan

A person Who likes to see porn and think That he could Assault or perform Nasty Moves onto another Living thing.This Guy would Prefer People by looking at The Sizes,BodyShapes,Faces, And Their Moves.Jonathan Also loves to eat Chicken and beans and also He has Pretty Big Amount of fat in his Body

Omg, Dont go near Jonathan.

Holy Jesus, That Person Is Full of Jonathan!

by 'Jonathan' November 29, 2018

Jonathan

A guy who calls take the L the LOOTLAKE LOSER dance

Jonathan: HEY LOOTLAKE LOSERS!
Alexander Hamilton: SHUT THE FRICK UP! YOUR SUCH A JONATHAN!

by Jonathanitis October 19, 2018

Jonathan

Someone who loves lawn care and a whole lotta music

Jonathan loves to cut the beautiful grass.

by Hahahaha your mom November 8, 2018

Jonathan

A gay shit who sucks his boyfriends cock so hard

Jonathan can't play that game.

by ydhfjfjd March 5, 2019

Jonathan

n. A big dumb idiot that consistently passes out on the toilet while taking a shit. You may find one on most every weekend, and some Thursday nights.

Last weekend a Jonathan was spotted on a toilet

by Hero_DC March 12, 2019

Jonathan

Is a total faggot and likes to eat dick. He likes have dicks in his ass and mouth. He is very sexually attracted to men and is very gay. Jonathan is a small, stupid, annoying little bitch. His favourite thing to do is to ride dick. But, he can't get any.

My god, that guy is such a Jonathan!!

by JonnytheDickSucker February 13, 2019

Jonathan

Dumbass that's bad at cod

Your such a Jonathan

by Dumbass.com12345 January 7, 2017