Jingle Johnson

A broke guy, but not exactly. He always carries a shitload of change that jingles as he walks but has no bills or plastic
Esmeralda: Hey Ronnie is coming this way
Roxanne: I can't stand that Jingle Johnson, I am outta here
by Jumbled McGobbledygook January 24, 2021
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Chocolate Johnson

When you stick your finger in someone’s ass and then put it in their mouth without warning.
“I got with this chick last weekend and gave her the old Chocolate Johnson.”
by Mrs. Stinky Flaps November 01, 2020
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lachlan johnson

you gotta invite lachlan johnson to the party
by dragonslayer101XD October 19, 2018
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werewolf johnson

That one fucking guy on your dorm floor who doesn't speak to anyone but is somehow always in and out of the elevators. He looks slightly intimidating but in reality is probably a really socially awkward guy who you should really reach out to.
"Bro look, it's that werewolf johnson who lives on our floor!"
"I wonder what he does all day..."
by The Legendary PB Bunkcus November 15, 2019
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adryanna johnson

The best friend I've ever had. I really miss you, I've been trying to find you but I can't find you anywhere. If you see this please message me. I miss my best friend 🙁 - Cat
by Toxicat_xox February 13, 2022
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Johnson Beard

Pubic hair that has grown longer than one's right thumb.
Dude, my Johnson beard looks like the Amazon jungle during the summer
by Mr. handfart January 10, 2011
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Baillie Johnson

An unholy ass nigga who is everyone's daddy and will fuck your sister without hesitation.
Damn that nigga done fucked my sister. What a Baillie Johnson.
by dumbassboihosnap November 05, 2018
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