"That John guy is supposed to have a massive penis" - person 1
"Yeah we call him John Long Dong" - person 2
"Yeah we call him John Long Dong" - person 2
by Henry Lawton January 8, 2015
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Have to resort to tickiling after failure to secure walls
Have to resort to tickiling after failure to secure walls
by Shay Hill (Tip Monster) December 26, 2016
Get the John Jacked mug.One should not name there spawn John especially with the last name Candelori. Both first and last name are given for a straight bitch. Don’t do this to your spawn or they will be a bitch, it’s so sad.
by Castro December 3, 2018
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On a serious note, John Cale is a Welsh multi-instrumentalist and seminal member of 1960s avant-garde/proto punk band, the Velvet Underground. He notably played viola, keyboard, and bass in the group. After being fired from the band in 1967, he embarked on his journey as a music producer and as a solo-artist.
On a serious note, John Cale is a Welsh multi-instrumentalist and seminal member of 1960s avant-garde/proto punk band, the Velvet Underground. He notably played viola, keyboard, and bass in the group. After being fired from the band in 1967, he embarked on his journey as a music producer and as a solo-artist.
“The viola in “Venus In Furs” is something else, man! Who plays it?”
“Why, John Cale played it, of course.”
“Why, John Cale played it, of course.”
by portugeseknifefight December 9, 2019
Get the John Cale mug.The true identity of the "murderer" John Lowe. He mastered the hot box fart through frequent usage until he became a deity of ass. For nights in his sleep, John Blowe blew ass in varying power levels, much to the chagrin of his wife and daughter. At the climax of his anal eruption he reached the ever elusive magnitude 6 hot box fart, which shook the floorboards and scattered shrapnel. His wife could take it no longer and faked her and her daughters death and fled to Chatanooga. Now John Blowe visits unlucky souls to greet them with an ungodly scent and an ass shattering shock wave.
Brant woke up in the middle of the night with a figure at his bedside. Upon asking the figure who it was, it replied by doing a 360 cheek turn ass blast of magnitude 4. Bewildered, Brant realized that it was not just some guy, but the legendary John Blowe.
by John Blowe January 1, 2021
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"Hey do you Know John Rafael Pascual?"
"No.I dont know that cabrito"
"Heh let me introduce you to him so we can salsal each other and be kupals forever
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"No.I dont know that cabrito"
"Heh let me introduce you to him so we can salsal each other and be kupals forever
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