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This is my 50th time adding a definition about my name.

John is the name of an awesome guy who is gets all of the girls. He's pretty hot, too. Toned body, bushy black hair, and brown eyes. What he doesn't have in body height, he makes up for in a certain lengthy object. John might as well be considered the second coming of Christ, he's perfect in every way, so much so that he's been single his whole life and crying as we speak because that probably won't ever change.

After some surfing on www.urbandictionary.com, he found that there are other John's out there in similar situations, and is down anytime to communicate with fellow John's about how women may or may not be constantly plotting against them for reasons so minuscule they might as well be non-existent.

John is also constantly mistaken for his inanimate counterpart, and discarded-half brother, the toilet. Women often find it funny to define Johns as shit for this reason. But John's can unite in strong numbers to overcome any and all obstacles, making them a force to be reckoned with. Beware, the John.
Anyone: I have to use the John

John: "Please stop referring to me as a toilet."
John by They're holding me hostage January 11, 2019
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Someone who is gay ❤💛💚💙💜and is trash at anything to do with video games however is sometimes a good friend 👍😎
Stop being such a John
John by Sapsucker January 22, 2019
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A gay white fuck boi who is trash at gaming however is SOMETIMES a good friend
John by Sapsucker February 4, 2019
a kid who looks like a raccoon and smokes a bunch of crazy shit with a kid who has a mop for hair.
he also says I DON'T WANNA FIGHT YOU and does nerf dart flips.
john by Jayon12345 February 12, 2019
John is one of the WORST insults you could call anyone.

Most people don’t know what it means, which is perfect. It means you’re fat, extremely ugly, annoying, lonely and a dumbass bitch so go ahead and call those skskskskrunchie loving freaks a John and then say: “if you don’t shut the fuck up right now I’m a skskskirt my foot up your ass”
You’re welcome😂
Girl 1: that guy just called me a John... what does that mean
Girl 2:😱
John by Carebear2007 November 3, 2019
A Greek word that means giving a blow job.
John by Doctor.Rotzka December 21, 2019
John is a very tall person with a big nose. He annoys you all the time for stupid reasons and NEVER stops talking. Even when he’s all alone he talks. He does everything last minute and never plans things ahead of time. He puts no effort into anything and procrastinates everything he does- even simple things that anyone else wouldn’t think twice about. If you ever meet a John, make sure to turn the other way. This is a warning ⚠️
Sandra: Why are you so mad?
Angelina: John put me in a really bad mood. He’s so annoying!
John by SAJ6382629 February 27, 2020