jessy

just an awesome guy with a fucked up life

me: hey jessy, hows life
jessy: FUCKED UP!

by C.A.O.L February 15, 2022

Eh jessie

Yeah, this is how it is, so get used to it. Also, means oops sorry.

I just peed on that guy by mistake..."Eh jessie."

by whitey88 January 27, 2009

Jessie

An Evil genius. Has red hair..... Like Satan. The first time she meets you, she's already sized you up and has a plan to destroy everything you love in life and she can and will do it, no matter who the victim is.... Unless, you are her sister or boyfriend, then her powers don't work on you. She's still says really mean things tho. But won't follow thru with those 2 people. At the same time, she's tremendously loyal to the people she's loyal to and will do anything to protect them. She loves her dogs... #Fearless #Ruthless #evilgenius
DONT EVER MAKE HER MAD

Do you see that guy sleeping in the dumpster? He used to live in a mansion....had a good job...a pretty wife.....then he pissed off Jessie...Hes lucky she let him have that dumpster to sleep in.

What happened to that girl who's all bloody on the ground?

She said something rude about Jessies sister and Jessie pumbled her to the ground and curb-stomped her head into the sidewalk. Then took a video of all her teeth laying next to her face and posted it on Facebook for all to laugh at

by Analhag September 23, 2019

Jessie m

Jessie m is ONE of a kind she is nice and funny and pretty and harmonious and I love when she sings or parody’s songs or just lives I LOVE HER dearly I love when she speaks to me and I love speaking to her she’s the first thing I think about when I wake up and the last thing I think about before I sleep she’s in my dreams and always in my heart I don’t understand how anyone could possibly think of her any different I love Jessie m

{person 1} Jessie m is over there

{person 2} what’s she up to
{person 1} I don’t know she seems to be awfully close to that dead cat…

by Ollieotto September 20, 2023

pull a Jessi

when you do everything besides have sex with a man.

“dude did you really fuck or did you just pull a Jessi?”

by butternut235 January 19, 2024

Jessie

The first word you say while making a Walter White Impression.

You sounding stupid:JESSIE

by creepyawman17 February 18, 2022

Jessi/Jessussy

She is literally like a mom to me and one (milf obvi) and she's obsessed with Billie Eilish and her dog, Zula

I love her confidence and her sm she makes me feel so comfortable and wanted

I love taking quizzes with her and she's an amazing friend

Who is Jessi/Jessussy ?
Jessi/Jessussy is one of the best people I've ever met

by Unknown indoors July 29, 2022