Jeffrey

A Word for a man who lives doon the burn, living merely on a diet of kinder surprise's and jaffa cakes but never potatoes, he occasionaly ventures to reniston to visit his fither, george the problem solver and brother, the dog man of reniston. Rumour has it that he has a fish trap set up in the shire of galasheils, just across from asda, but this is just a rumour theres no known proof to mankind to back it up. Sometimes on a summers night when its a full moon, you can hear him playing his saxaphone sitting on a bale.

Mum - Don't be going down that burn

Son - why not?

Mum - Its a full moon, the jeffrey will be oot

by Cronemeister June 21, 2011

Jeffrey

Someone who does not workout their legs at the gym. Referred to as chicken legs.

Damn bro, you haven't worked out legs. Stop being a Jeffrey.

by Pimpwiththelimp December 24, 2016

Jeffrey

A blunt with a huge amount of drugs in them (crack cocaine,Heroin ,Ecstasy,etc.

Jessica was smoking a Jeffrey at the party last night

by BIGGPImpinnn July 13, 2011

Jeffrey

A customer who walks out on a sales deal. A dim-witted customer. A dead beat customer. A really bad Jeffrey is called a Jeffrey Jeff Jefferson.

That customer walked out on my deal. Boy did I get Jeffrey'd!
That guy was a real Jeffrey... Dude, that guy's name is Jeffery Jeff Jefferson!

by rexpo August 3, 2012

jeffrey

some incel who watches brooklyn nine nine and won’t worship the orb

wow. jeffrey sure is involuntarily celibate

by js_ December 20, 2018

Jeffrey Weiss

Someone who is tottally awesome, has bad grammer, and smokes a shitload of drugs, also has a huge dick, amazing hair, (says sources at 7-11), and gets terrible grades.

Look at that Jeffrey Weiss over there bein a B3AST.

by R0B0 B3AST June 28, 2011

Jeffrey Sledge

stupid faggot with a tiny penis

That kid commenting on David's status is such a Jeffrey Sledge!

by AndroPunk March 11, 2013