Mark Janke

Dank ass gamer teacher, you betta hide yo bitch or he gon steal her from ya ass. my 'G' has the ability to straight up to steal yo bitch anytime anywhere, even if this man is dead you still betta hide yo hoe becuase he gon eat her up like some pasta.

Jacob: yo Sam whats up man

Sam: YOOOOO
Jacob: yo have you seen "Mark Janke"

Sam: Nah B

Jacob: Kk wait a sec whered the ABA go I think he just stole yo bitch!!
Sam: Ah shit here we go again!
Jacob: Wait oh no!
Sam: Oh Shit the TA is gone now!!
Jacob: DAMN IT!!
Jacob & Sam: FUUUUUUUUUUCKKKKK DAMN YOU MARK JANKE!!!!!!

by EPICZZZZJACOBUS/SAMUS January 13, 2020

Jank-swanking

A substitute for “god damn”

You jank-swanking jerk!

by Look_it’s_a_wha June 26, 2022

Janked

To be over-caffeinated (jittery and on edge from drinking too much coffee).

Heads up, I am janked this morning!

by sblaze January 17, 2023

Jank

a wierd person that is a terminally online and nobody can figure out who he is

who tf is Jank

by Jank28 March 13, 2022

Jank

The biggest one I know. The biggest one anybody knows for that matter.

I has no choccy milk, I blame Jank

by 🅱️Jason Davis January 13, 2022

Janke

A wild or daring person

Ex. Yo, i can't believe you jumped of that cliff, you're such a janke

by Mousewithoutahouse November 22, 2021

Jank

The ultimate word. Jank describes both negative and positive, good and bad, happy and sad. The most contextual and versatile word in the English language, jank will live on through to the end of time.

"Man! I had so much fun, this night was so jank!"

"This test is so hard! It's friggin jank!"

"What did you think of the production yesterday?"
"Overall I thought it was pretty damn jank! But The lighting was a little too jank for my liking"

by Courtjester13 June 6, 2015