Miniature goblin who likes to chase you around. Jade is satan and a disgrace to human kind and if you think otherwise you can eat your whole fucking ass. " and will beat the sh*t out of you if she catches you. "Got to catch em all"
Friend 1: who the fuck is that
Friend 2:it's Satan you uncultured swine
Friend 1: I thought her name was Jade
Friend 2: Yup she is such a Jade
Friend 1: no mames guey
Friend 2:it's Satan you uncultured swine
Friend 1: I thought her name was Jade
Friend 2: Yup she is such a Jade
Friend 1: no mames guey
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She gets it where ever she can, male or female, she's far from picky. Who knows what diseases she has as a condom is a definite no no in her rules.
When in clubs she tries in on with everyone, she has a little grope to any passers by just so she can get her sexual rush.
She gets it where ever she can, male or female, she's far from picky. Who knows what diseases she has as a condom is a definite no no in her rules.
When in clubs she tries in on with everyone, she has a little grope to any passers by just so she can get her sexual rush.
Example 1:
Boy: I haven't had sex in so long, who can I ask?
Girl: ask a jade, I had one last night!
Example 2:
Girl: some girl touched my boob in that club last night!
Boy: that's strange, a girl touched my balls.
Girl2: ha, must of been a jade
Boy: I haven't had sex in so long, who can I ask?
Girl: ask a jade, I had one last night!
Example 2:
Girl: some girl touched my boob in that club last night!
Boy: that's strange, a girl touched my balls.
Girl2: ha, must of been a jade
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