Jade

Bitchest bitch you’ll ever meet. She’s very ReTarTed. Never been to ISS(she’s kinda lame). Her boyfriend broke up with her for her a dresser(Harleigh). She made up Tiny and ReTarTed with me so btfo bitch. She’s honestly a man stealing hoe tho, and will steal a man if she wants. She’s never been on time to a class in her life. She looks really innocent until you realize that’s shes a crazy dirty minded lil thot. BUT when she has a boyfriend she’s “loyal” and will leave a room if another boy is being spoken about cause she knows she’ll f up her relationship. Also...if you date her...DONT shave your head.

Scene 1
Person 1:”Look It’s Jade”
Person:2:”She’s lowkey kinda crazy isn’t she?”
Person 1:”1 yeah definitely”

Scene 2
Person 1:”Wanna See Jeven Nudes”
Jade: “EW, I’m Gonna Start Calling Him Tiny”
Person 1:”Oh My Gosh, That’s Good”

by daddygotmemoist May 16, 2018

Jade

Jade is the type of person to ruin your life. She is pretty and gets every guy but that makes her friends hate her. All of her friends hate her because of this and hopes she dies. Jade is a total bitch and is so petty. Once you become her friend she bully’s you and makes fun of you. She has a resting bitch face and she looks like a clown most of the time. She is somewhat ok at making tik toks and everyone in her life betrays her. She has been heartbroken several times buy her close friends. She catches feelings easily and regrets it. She also dresses like a slut and is FLAT LIKE A PAPER- Elvin

Follow me on insta @elvinkuru_

Jade- I’m such a jade

Elvin- yeah you are

by Elvin kuru November 2, 2019

Jade

A very kind and loyal friend, will always tell the truth and a person you don't want to mess with. Wonderful blue eyes and brunette hair. Likes french toast. A person that will always stand behind you no matter what. Couldn't ask for a better friend.

You wish you had jade as your friend didn't you?" "Hellz Yeah"

by Whatchutalkingboutwillis22 September 24, 2011

Jade

Extremely awesome, funny, caring, cool, hip, up to date, funky, snazzy, freaking wicked, sexy, super humorous, amazing singer, stylish, badass, strong, tough, fearless, ultimate fighter, agreeable, glorious, responsible, helpful, courageous, efficient, pleasant, willing, trustworthy, wonderful, jjoyous, discreet, rhetorical, fantastic, punctual, productive, placid, loving, witty, wise, likeable, ambitious, excellent, mature, knowledgeable, stimulating, sensitive.

Jade is just such a Extremely awesome, funny, caring, cool, hip, up to date, funky, snazzy, freaking wicked, sexy, super humorous, amazing singer, stylish, badass, strong, tough, fearless, ultimate fighter, agreeable, glorious, responsible, helpful, courageous, efficient, pleasant, willing, trustworthy, wonderful, jjoyous, discreet, rhetorical, fantastic, punctual, productive, placid, loving, witty, wise, likeable, ambitious, excellent, mature, knowledgeable, stimulating, sensitive guy!

by Poohead11223422 July 24, 2011

jade

There's one word to describe this girl.. pimp!
She gets it where ever she can, male or female, she's far from picky. Who knows what diseases she has as a condom is a definite no no in her rules.
When in clubs she tries in on with everyone, she has a little grope to any passers by just so she can get her sexual rush.

Example 1:

Boy: I haven't had sex in so long, who can I ask?

Girl: ask a jade, I had one last night!

Example 2:

Girl: some girl touched my boob in that club last night!

Boy: that's strange, a girl touched my balls.

Girl2: ha, must of been a jade

by tittyshagger1 October 14, 2013

jade

A total jackass she has no boobs

Me: I heard u like jade
Amy: hell nah

by bambitchswerve April 30, 2014

Jade

a retarded phag who has imaginary friends and sucks clits.

'stop being a jade.'

by enemiez April 19, 2018