by coolhottie December 8, 2022

A bitch ass cuck that insults women. An Ivan does not know when to stop, and has little respect for others. People often do not have respect for Ivan either.
“Bro did he really just ask you guys to have a ‘bitch fight’?”
“Yeah... I feel so disrespected. He kept suggesting it too!”
“I have no respect for him. Must’ve been an Ivan.”
“Yeah... I feel so disrespected. He kept suggesting it too!”
“I have no respect for him. Must’ve been an Ivan.”
by word influencer 2000 April 24, 2019

HE is the GOOFIEST MAN ALIVE, small ass cock, and don't invite him to parties, he will scare the hoes away.
by NuhUH4352 April 2, 2024

Ivane is that tall strikingly beautiful girl but acts more agressive than boys. She's that girl who knows the truth and won't hide it. Even though she has a lot of problems, she never gives up because she knows there's more in life she just didn't see yet. She also likes to annoy people a lot and somehow makes a lot of sexual jokes. Despite that she is a great and kind friend even though she could be mean. She cares a lot about the people who she loves even though they don't do her any good.
Mark: Ivane bit me i can't believe that girl.
Steve: Oh yeah? Her slap left a mark in my shoulders.
Nicole: What are you guys talking about?
Steve: Ivane is such a beast
Nicole: I know hahaha. She's a sweet person though.
Steve: Oh yeah? Her slap left a mark in my shoulders.
Nicole: What are you guys talking about?
Steve: Ivane is such a beast
Nicole: I know hahaha. She's a sweet person though.
by Cy_lee June 8, 2021

Iced bloke who can take ketshots like no other. While others get slayed after 5 shots of ket, Ivan the ketbender will praise the almighty by taking 10 at a time. Fueled by ketamine, he will instantly bend ket like no other after his session.
"Oh shit, Ivan the ketbender just took 50 shots of ket and started bending that shit."
"For real, I got fucked up after like 5 shots of that junk bruh."
"For real, I got fucked up after like 5 shots of that junk bruh."
by Geronimo the ketbender July 12, 2020

A man of many talents. The gift of gab.. could sell you the water to the ocean. Prince charming has nothing on this guy. Ninja like abilities and a deep loving heart.
by Gawd313 November 23, 2021

He is The Man. The real all in one.
He could be A very humble, romantic guy who cares for others and helps everyone. He is very successful, educated, handsome, and hardworking, he is a great person to spend time with and be with. Very trustworthy and lovable. Someone who wont let you down and tries to make everyday of your life the greatest.
On the other side he is The sexiest man alive! Smart, funny, sweet, super attractive, amazing lover, perfect penis size. He can be the biggest asshole or the sweetest guy at the sametime. If you know a Nelson Ivan you are very lucky to have him in your life. Usually from eastern Europe or Latin descent. Originally meaning "gift from god". Totally fuckable !
He could be A very humble, romantic guy who cares for others and helps everyone. He is very successful, educated, handsome, and hardworking, he is a great person to spend time with and be with. Very trustworthy and lovable. Someone who wont let you down and tries to make everyday of your life the greatest.
On the other side he is The sexiest man alive! Smart, funny, sweet, super attractive, amazing lover, perfect penis size. He can be the biggest asshole or the sweetest guy at the sametime. If you know a Nelson Ivan you are very lucky to have him in your life. Usually from eastern Europe or Latin descent. Originally meaning "gift from god". Totally fuckable !
Meeting Nelson Ivan was the best thing that could ever happen to me.
I want to be like Nelson Ivan someday.
Nelson Ivan fucked me in ways I didn't know could be fucked. I love him
I want to be like Nelson Ivan someday.
Nelson Ivan fucked me in ways I didn't know could be fucked. I love him
by Mavra Suspect November 22, 2021
