sexual inflation

For Guys:
Embellishing sexual encounters in frequency or grandeur;
When someone fronts about a sexual experience or story;
Can also be used when a guy is trying to make a potentially loose girl seem like she's not, because he likes her. The rational is that all girls are getting sexed more than back in the day, relatively speaking a girl that has slept with 5 or 6 guys at the age of 26 is basically a virgin.

For Girls:
Usually involves sexual deflation. A downplaying of the lewdness or number of sexual encounters, in order to not seem like a total slut.

"He was trying to tell me he'd got with 8 shorties during this orgy at spring break, but with all the sexual inflation involved with spring break stories, I doubt any of it happened.";

-"My girl has probably been with about 4 guys i would think, 5 at most. And I can deal with that. I mean, in this day and age...."
-"haha. Totally, with sexual inflation and all"

"She says she's been with only 5 guys, but i'm guessing more like 8 to 10, if I factor in sexual deflation. "

by Dave and JP December 13, 2008

Dick Infection

(N)- A really annoying person who usually irks the living shit out of you. They make you itch.

Kyle: "Dude, when are you getting on Xbox again"

Chris: "Bro, quit being a Dick Infection, I only use my Xbox to watch Netflix"

by Olijah April 25, 2014

Election Infection

An uncontrollable addiction to eliminating Trump no matter what. The classic disease swamp creature contract when exposed to fresh water, light, and the truth! Mental illness that can only be cured the ether vaccine Trump2020!

The Governor is sick, he contracted the election infection and is shutting down the star!

by Now U No October 18, 2020

The LV infection

A skin virus that was contracted by residents of the LV apartment complex in Madison Heights, MI

also known as "LVI"

Joe: Man what the fuck is that on your skin?

MO: Shut the fuck up dog, i got the LV infection, dont make me touch you

by SHITFACESCROTUM October 12, 2008

One Direction Erection Infection

A serious condition in which you begin to be aroused by dudes...Like One Direction.....

Dude, did you hear about Tim? He got the One Direction Erection Infection

by rentedjayhawk January 11, 2018

infecation

When shit is reabsorbed into the body through the anus or other oriface. The opposite of defecation.

Tony did an infecation into his ear and ended up with an infection.

by screech1616 October 21, 2010

inflamtion

When you're too retarded to spell the word inflammation.

I typed inflamtion in the search bar, and it says that it's not a word.

by XxMLG_BatmanxX October 7, 2016