T.O.A.L Industries is the best company in the history of the world. No one knows what it makes or how much it is worth, but we do know that it is the best. It owns Gatorade, Google, Apple, Walmart, and Amazon. Everything about the company is completely classified by the U.S. government. T.O.A.L also owns the U.S. government as well as all social media platforms. They have cameras in all houses and cars around the world to make sure you're following T.O.A.L Guidelines. The great and powerful CEO of T.O.A.L industries in Jaxen McRay and right by his side is the COO Adryn Ingle.
by Jwinn99 October 10, 2019
by the weird guy from texas December 28, 2022
Cops learn that if they break down and cry to a shrink after using their weapons, they get support, and both cops and civilians that know they will be on TV know just how to break down at the right time and "express" sorrow for what they did, thinking that will make them less wrong. When was the last time you heard a cop or a civilian that shot an unarmed protestor or black guy say
"Not a day goes by that I don't feel absolutely no remorse about what I did, they got what was coming to them!" The reason you never hear that on TV is nobody wants to make what's coming for them any worse than what it is, nobody wants to intensify what is coming for them.
"Not a day goes by that I don't feel absolutely no remorse about what I did, they got what was coming to them!" The reason you never hear that on TV is nobody wants to make what's coming for them any worse than what it is, nobody wants to intensify what is coming for them.
Something you never hear on TV's grief tragedy sympathy industry-
Armed Civilian- Yea I shot the son of a bitch, so what, who cares. Gimme the electric chair, hang me, or shut the fuck up you fucking cunt!
Judge- I will do as you wish, I will sentence you to death, you will get what you deserve without further adieu!
Armed Civilian- Yea I shot the son of a bitch, so what, who cares. Gimme the electric chair, hang me, or shut the fuck up you fucking cunt!
Judge- I will do as you wish, I will sentence you to death, you will get what you deserve without further adieu!
by The Original Agahnim November 17, 2021
Of the things the grief tragedy sympathy industry shows you on primetime TV, the coronavirus statistics seem dull this time of year because they are all year, but it takes something like extreme weather to wake people up.
The extreme weather is a refreshing thing to see after watching the same dull coronavirus numbers and statistics bullshit that is aired by the grief tragedy sympathy industry all year since 2020.
by The Original Agahnim September 02, 2021
Someone who is bipolar, breaks someone’s heart for someone else, is a complete idiot, or is a Kool Kat
by nicekittys January 04, 2019
by Industrytitan9 July 07, 2021
by Robert Bakewell April 23, 2020