Ned

Jake

Jake is a Ned

by anonymous November 2, 2021

Ned Flandersese

All of the strange language that Ned Flanders uses in the popular television show "The Simpsons".

Friend 1: "Okeley dokeley"
Friend 2: "Is that Ned Flandersese?"
Friend 1: "Yes"

by Hey, it's Mr Magoo! April 3, 2019

red ned

A red ned is a man's penis after he has had unprotected sex with a woman who has her period.

"Can we have sex tonight" "But I've got my rags" "That's alright I'll have a Red Ned"

by Zatty October 25, 2014

Dirty ned

Shoving conkers up your ass

Ned did a dirty ned

by Bigboined November 6, 2020

NED

It can be used as a name but the actual definition means:

Ned
Eats
Di-

Dinner bro ya'll so dirty minded.

But do you know what he eats 4 dinner??

Ned said," Dick is good"

by NedEdd January 8, 2023

Ned

When guys name Scott don't think Icumarvelot is a word.

He's just a Ned.

by yerzhi April 23, 2021

Ned Bigby Syndrome

Ned Bigby Syndrome is a term used to describe a person who is always ready to help others navigate the trials and tribulations of life, much like the character Ned Bigby from the television show “Ned’s Declassified School Survival Guide”.

My younger brother has been showing signs of Ned Bigby Syndrome, always ready with a creative solution for every problem we face at school.

by Bye Dign April 5, 2024