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morning milk

When you wake up and just have to nut on your girlfriends chest
I spilled my morning milk all over her chest
by Methusala June 18, 2018
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Morning stream

When a wamen wakes up with a wet puss puss.
Hey! That woman just had a morning stream!
by Morning Stream January 13, 2020
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Cornrow Morning

A regrettable, public, yet hilarious (to some) night involving a large amount of alcohol. Often results in a trail of confusing clues to the toilet where you vomited last night.
I was so wasted last night, I can't remember what I did. Nikki told me I kicked Justin in the back and touched Cherchez's nose. Must be a cornrow morning!
by Noddle February 22, 2012
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Magic Morning

Opposite of a hangover. Caused by going to bed stoned or passing out and waking up the next morning still buzzing slightly. A person would still be able to function normally and not be keyed, but still buzzing.

Not to be confused with waking up and smoking, that would be a wake and bake.

The phrase is thought to originate from the North West, particularly Washington, Oregon, and British Columbia, but that's open for debate.
Date: 4/21/10

Joe: Oh dude, that bud last night was dank. I got myself a magic morning here.

Jeremy: I know man same.
by Mysterion420 March 4, 2011
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Minnesota Morning

When you drop a pickled egg into a beer exclaiming You 'Betcha! Uffda!
Chris gave me a Minnesota Morning today. Could barely choke it all down.
by Goose309 July 3, 2022
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morning kill

"I got a Morning Kill baby"- said Kyle to Salim
by SYB DaeDae December 9, 2021
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Morning Fog

Two known examples

1. Morning fog relates to the North Carolina Appalachian mountainous region around Asheville. Clouds forming a fog in the mountains valleys in the morning hours are quite beautiful while drinking a coffee.

2. Jerking off into your sleeping partners eye’s without waking them in the morning. Forming a fog like glaze in their morning vision.
“I love the Asheville area cause of the Morning Fog”

“I gave her/him the Morning Fog”

“Jesus! I can’t see ! I got Morning Fog in my eyes
by Ghost Face Khilla November 26, 2020
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