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french yogi

That guy is is bothering me. He may be a French Yogi.
by Chuck Beeswax December 12, 2013
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French library

A euphemism for an adult book store or adult sex shop where pornography is sold.
I'm not going to buy any pornography, I'm going to the French library instead.
by rarawikiwa May 3, 2009
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THE FRENCH CUCKOLD

A skinny, bearded, pale climber who hits on women by complimenting their climbing skills. He never succeeds, but his balls are boundless.
I saw THE FRENCH CUCKOLD at the climbing gym and he said to a woman "You are zuch a zmooth climber, bebbe. I am zo erratic up there." She nervously laughed and walked away.

THE FRENCH CUCKOLD asked a woman what level the climb she had just done was. She snarkily walked up to the wall and shouted the level out, ignoring him afterward.
by Tex Tile January 1, 2022
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french hoe

A female known to kiss people they are not involved with romantically while intoxicated to seem cool or for attention. Using tongue or not does not matter.
She's just tried to kiss me again claiming I was beautiful, but I swerved her... I know she's a French hoe

Welborn is an ex porn-star and a well known french hoe when we are on detachment... gotta love the navy.
by MansaMusadaZezz January 4, 2017
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French Club

A group of people lost in life who get together on weekends and listen to Daft Punk, drink expensive wine, do coke, and wear mostly black designer outfits that they can barely afford. Some practice witchcraft and engage in sexual activities with married men. It's like living the Hollywood life but not so public.
Person: I was heart broken and lost so I joined the French Club. I think I'm happy now... at least I'm numb.
by coke daddy March 8, 2015
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French Grinches

The grinches in the super modeling industry.
Jack…I want you to paint me…like one of your French grinches🥺
by Beetle fetus December 16, 2022
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french wallop

The act of ejaculating on a baguette, inserting it into your partner's rectum using a roofing hammer, then shouting "Voilá" *chefs kiss*
Jacque: "I gave me sœur a French wallop last night, it was très magnifique!"
by Mintedmushypeas November 20, 2020
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