lesbian

A fictitious creature. Fabled to be a female only sexually attracted to it's own kind. Unable to fight the urge for a penis or penis shaped object these creatures are factually impossible to exist. Much like people enjoy pretending to be vampires, werewolves, dragons, angels, and many other mythical beings; many women still enjoy the feeling of "being a lesbian". At least until reality kicks in and they remember they can't fly, breath fire, transform, or live without penis.

Guy: "so what do u enjoy doing in your spare time"

Girl: "don't even try that on me, I'm a lesbian."

Guy: "oh really, so you enjoy roll playing too"

by spanky010 August 20, 2008

Lesbianic

somthing that has to do with a girl liking another girl

The way that girl kissed her friend who is also a girl was very lesbianic

by Minnie254 December 29, 2007

lesbian

the ladies that make porn interesting.

Jim-"dude, did you see that round of lesbian mud wresling?"

Me-"yea it was like porn"

by jeffay1234657890 October 1, 2008

Lesbian

Get's mistaken commonly for an American person.

person 1: I'm a lesbian.
person 2: Oh, I thought you were American.

by SarahDreamer_YT June 9, 2020

to lesbian

1. a typo for "too lesbian"

>ex. I'm to(o) lesbian to(o) do that

2. to (a) lesbian, in the direction of an homosexual woman

>ex. She's going to (a) lesbian (meaning she's visiting a lesbian friend or turning into a lesbian - indifferent which of the two you pick)

>ex1. I'm to lesbian(or too lesbian to(o) do that

>ex2. She's going to lesbian (or to a lesbian)(meaning she's visiting a lesbian friend or turning into a lesbian - indifferent which of the two you pick)

by AA.ss. June 19, 2020

Lesbian

No-Men.
Women (or anyone identifying as anything but a male,) who do not experience sexual attraction, or any attraction at all, to someone who identifies as a male.

boy - "You're lesbian, right?"
girl - "Yeah"
boy - "So you love only women??"
girl - "Just because I'm a lesbian doesn't mean I love only women. There are other genders too, dingus."

by Alya Petrov June 20, 2022

Lesbian

something that, as a man, i wish i was.

dafuqs wrong with me, why do i want to be a lesbian?

by maybe transbian? October 23, 2022