hide and go fuck yourself

When one has no friends, and another tells him to go play hide and go fuck yourself, or perform the act of masturbation
He told me to go play hide and go fuck yourself, so I did!
by farttroll February 27, 2003
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Well chap my hide!

Well I'll be darned! That's amazing! Imagine that!
Well chap my hide! They had twins!
by TX TG June 19, 2010
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Hide the Nazi in the Jew cave refers to a male penis penetrating a females vagina. The penis head resemvles a Nazi helmut and nazi's like Jew caves, they are a good place to hide
by Allmanbroskif January 31, 2008
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Hide and go touch the badger

A game where people go hide and then they go find a badger to touch, or any other random object. You win by touching the most stuff. It's also one of the most random questions anyone could ever ask.
Hey bryant, want to play hide and go touch the badger?
-sure nick, but i need to go touch something else before i go do that.
by N1ck October 20, 2005
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dole bludger hide and seek

When you are busy handing out Centrelink payments to people 'job seeking' you may as well play hide and seek with that payment.

Where to hide the dole cheque? Under the shit cunt's workboots.
"I've been playing dole bludger hide and seek with this fuckwit for a few months now, cunt has no clue"
by thriftybuggar December 04, 2011
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hide and go fuck yourself

What you tell a Mikey who is stamping the ground in front of you for no apparent reason...
nonmikey:Hey mikey, what are you stomping?
Mikey:DERFA!!
nonmikey:heres an idea!
mikey:HUH DERFA HUH?
nonmikey:how about you going out side and enjoying a nice game of hide and go fuck yourself
by That Guy, yeah ME December 02, 2008
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On a PS2 (the fat model) there is an empty slot in the back meant to put in a hard drive and network adapter, this empty spot can be accessed by taking off the network adapter or cover on the back. This is a great place to hide stuff like your weed, cigarettes/cigars, cans of snuff, small flasks, money and electronic devices etc. It's a great hiding spot because nobody will think to look for anything strange in there(just make sure to close up the back after) and no one will suspect a thing!
Person 1:"I need to hide this herb somewhere for a bit!"
Person 2:"Put it in my PS2"
Person 1:"How the fuck would i do that?"
Person 2: -opens the back- "See?'
Person 1:"ABSOLUTELY PERFECT!!!"
Person 2:"Yeah the good ol' PS2 expansion bay hiding spot trick!"
by illgamer97 March 31, 2013
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